What if Nyan Cat Was a Superhero?

by little miss piplup

something i wrote on facebook. title says it all. my first fic, please be nice

What If Nyan Cat Was A Superhero?

"STOP! THIEF!"

A man in a black mask and carrying a bag ran out of a jewelry store and sprinted down the narrow street. People paid him no mind as they walked until a loud cry made everyone stop and look for the weird noise.

"NYAN NYA NYAN NYAN NYAN!" people stared at the odd animal, it was a cat, but its body was a... poptart?

"NYAN NYAN NYA NYA!" What the crook didn't know was that "nyan nyan nya nya" meant "rainbow laser blast"

A burst of rainbow shot forward and knocked the thief away. The poptart cat picked up the bag in its mouth and flew to the jewelry store, walking up to the counter leaving the bag, and leaving the store. With a cry of "Nyan," the poptart cat shot upwards, with a rainbow propelling it forwards, up into the clouds, leaving the jewelry store clerk, the thief, and everyone who witnessed the cat to wonder,

"What the hell just happened?"