This is just a really random drabble that was stuck in my head... and it seems like something the bullies on Glee would do anyway...
Anyway... it's ridiculously short.
Disclaimer: I don't own glee
Kurt walked into McKinley High School and opened his locker only to be greeted by an avalanche of tiny bottles.
He flinched as he felt the bottles bounce off his soft skin.
Blaine ran over to him with a worried expression, "Kurt! Are you ok?"
Kurt frowned and looked closer at one of the tiny bottles and let out a humorless chuckle.
"What? What is it?" Blaine asked, slightly unnerved by his boyfriends mirth.
"It's lube Blaine."
Blaine's eyebrows shot up in surprise and he turned to look at the small group of football players laughing down the hall. Blaine smiled and waved, "Thanks guys! That stuff's expensive!"
So... yeah... don't know why this was in my head but whatever. My head is weird...