The Awkward Date.
Link and Rayman were eating out at the Cafe in Hyrule. Rayman sighed" I wish I had a date…." Rayman sadly agreed. They sighed together… nearby where the two boys didn't notice two tall male figures staring at them and laughed darkly with each other…
Link and Rayman were walking in the park when each of them got a text on their phone, " Come to park at 8pm if you want a date!" Link looked with confusion at Rayman...What!?
Meanwhile….
Mr. Dark and Vaati were in the lair of darkness( they were villains) Mr. Dark laughed" This will be fun!" but Vaati replied" I actually like Link, I think he's a wonderful person!" Mr. Dark did a facepalm he sneered" It's genuine you idiot! Now stop whining Elf boy!" Vaati cried" I'm a Minish! Get it right!" Mr. Dark glared" What's the difference!"
Later…..
Vaati put on the Minish cap to make him look mature because he normally looks like a violet rabbit with purple hair and red eyes! He put tree sap to gel his hair and sprayed blue rose perfume to make him smell nice! Mr. Dark sighed while he put artificial hair gel in his hair and put black rose perfume made by himself on to him smell nice!
At 8pm….
Rayman in a purple tux. and Link in a pine green tux. waited patiently for their blind dates. Rayman whimpered" We were tricked!" Mr. Dark was behind Rayman he replied" Hey! Handsome!" hugging him gently, he smiled" Ready for our date?" stroking his soft face! Link asked" Then who will be here for me!?" Behind him slowly came a bat with a big eye it sneered" Hello...Link!" Link saw the bat and screamed" Don't eat me!" The bat turned into Vaati, then he smiled" Hi...my little Linky!"nibbling Link's earlobe teasingly.. Rayman and Link sighed they both said" Well we got dates!" Link laughed" Well they aren't raisins!" Vaati cried" Link! You are dead for that!"
Insert fancy restaurant….
Link gobbled like a horse with the food while Vaati stared with affection he smiled gently" I love you Link…" Link scoffed filled with food said" Huh?" Vaati sighed weakly" No wonder you never have a date…" Link glared but he sadly saw how upset Vaati was… Link cupped Vaati's face he smiled" I Love you too…" then they kissed passionately.
Meanwhile…..
Rayman was blushing crimson at Mr. Dark's poetry, Mr. Dark purred" You are so cute when you blush…." Rayman softly kissed Mr. Dark's cheek and Mr. Dark responds by kissing him passionately.
End of Ch.1