Once upon a time, Fai was picking tiny flowers in a murderous field. His mother approached him and asked, "Didn't they tell you? Nothing really matters."
"But mama! I have something to tell you… its very important, and I feel you will never think of me the same again after I have told you this important message. Mama… I'm… I'm a musician!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT YOU!! I THOUGHT YOU WHERE GAY NOT A BLOODY MUSICIAN!!"
"But mama! My only love is the guitar!"
"YOU GAY TWIT, GET A LIFE!"
"But mama. I thought you loved me…"
"I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER FOR FUCKS SAKE!! MY NAME IS KUROGANE!!"
"…W-what?"
"I WAS JUST WALKING ACROSS THIS FIELD TO GET TO MY NANS HOUSE, NOW LET GO OF MY LEG!"
"…sniff…"
"Awww now why are you crying, gay twit?"
"Cause I can't find my mamma…sniffs…"
"WELL LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
The little Fai sat on the soggy grass and sobbed heavily. Wet fish fell from the sky like floppy bombs and landed on Fai, which successfully knocked him out for the next few hours.
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"Little boy… are you ok?" asked a small girl with frizzy ginger hair and teeth to park a plane on.
"No... I was slapped in the head by falling fish….ugh…I smell like my underwear after six weeks of none stop usage."
"I like the smell of underwear…" The girl wiped the snot dribbling down her face with her sleeve which was already perfectly stained.
The short blonde thing stared at her for a while, only blinking once towards the end.
"SNORT! I'm Mabel." she held out her hand gloved by her snot caked sleeve for him to shake.
Fai retreated against the wall and nearly puked. "... please... please GET THAT DISGUSTING THING AWAY FROM ME!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww."
then Mabel, Fai and the whole scene melted and Kurogane sat up in bed.
"the hell kind of dream?! I don't have a nan, WTF?!"
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haha! You don't have to comment, that was just for fun!
Courtesy of me, Rachel and Kai