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Rates: PG, creepy pairing (Lee/Filch), very mild language... I think
AN: Eep! Sorry for the weird pairing, but that's what makes this story so interesting! ^.^ Doncha think? Lee is my favorite HP chara by choice and Filch is my favorite by joke. Then, a friend of mine who has a Fred Shrine dared me to write a Lee/Filch fic so... here it is! XD I don't know if Lee's OOC but that's just too bad.
::Nocturnal Affairs::
"Mrs. Norris!" Argus Filch screamed at his tabby cat. The feline turned around sharply at her master's call. "Check the Gryffindor corridors. Those Weasleys and that Jordan troublemaker are sure to be out again."
Filch made his way back down to the Ravenclaw dorm's again. Those brainiacs figured they'd never get caught and were always sneaking about the Hogwarts corridors at night. Tonight was rather quiet. It was around final exams and everyone was tired. So of course, Filch was bored.
Then, the telepathic link he had with Mrs. Norris lit up.
/Sir, it's that Lee Jordan kid again. He's alone./ Came her voice. It was a cross between a hiss and a purr.
/Alone?/ Filch linked back to her. /Why is he alone?/
/Don't know, but you'd better check it out./ And they both could feel the telepathic link close.
Filch made his way back to the Gryffindor corridors at a rather fast pace. Yet, when he arrived, there was Lee Jordan, indeed alone, with the exeption of Filch's cat. Then he did a double take. He was... petting Mrs. Norris! She was purring loudly and brushing against the dark skin of the student. Mrs. Norris opened up the telepathic link and along with it, Filch could feel the same sensation she was.
Mentally, he pleaded for Mrs. Norris to open up the link more, but Lee had noticed that Filch was standing there. To make up for the ridiculous look on his face, Filch snarled at the boy.
"What do you think you're doing to my cat?"
"I-" Lee opened his mouth slightly, but Filch stopped him.
"And you're out in the corridors late at night! -What the hell are you doing?" Filch was taken by surprise as Lee stood up suddenly.
"I was hoping you would show up."
Filch took a step back as Mrs. Norris then jumped into the black boy's outstretched arms. The cat had never closed the telepathic link from before, so Filch found himself enjoying the same stroking and petting pleasure as Mrs. Norris was feeling. But Lee's last comment lingered in Filch's mind. "What do you mean, you were hoping for me to show up?"
Lee smirked and kissed the top of Mrs. Norris head. "Cute cat." He set the feline down and she ran back to Filch's trembling arms. Did Lee even know about the telepathic link?
"Answer my question, Jordan!" Filch's face was red with embarassment, fury and impatience.
Lee brushed his dread locks from his forehead and turned around to go back into the Gryffindor Common Room. "I guess you'll find out tommorrow night." and he disappeared.
Mrs. Norris looked up at Filch. /He's a nice kid, anctually. I like him./
Filch snarled and turned around. /Of course you would./ But he couldn't help but wonder, and wait for what Lee had in mind for tomorrow night.
Owari! ^.^
Kitzaku-san: Erm... so whatcha think?
Yugi Muse: You... are one messed up authoress.
Kitzaku-san: Why thank you! ::pinches his cheeks:: You're my sap and odd- setting story muse so it's your fault I wrote it like this.
Yugi Muse: -.-; Just for that I'll steal more memos from you.
Kitzaku-san: ...right. R&R please! And if people tell me they want a continue, I'll... actually write one. But until then, I might leave it like this.
Rates: PG, creepy pairing (Lee/Filch), very mild language... I think
AN: Eep! Sorry for the weird pairing, but that's what makes this story so interesting! ^.^ Doncha think? Lee is my favorite HP chara by choice and Filch is my favorite by joke. Then, a friend of mine who has a Fred Shrine dared me to write a Lee/Filch fic so... here it is! XD I don't know if Lee's OOC but that's just too bad.
::Nocturnal Affairs::
"Mrs. Norris!" Argus Filch screamed at his tabby cat. The feline turned around sharply at her master's call. "Check the Gryffindor corridors. Those Weasleys and that Jordan troublemaker are sure to be out again."
Filch made his way back down to the Ravenclaw dorm's again. Those brainiacs figured they'd never get caught and were always sneaking about the Hogwarts corridors at night. Tonight was rather quiet. It was around final exams and everyone was tired. So of course, Filch was bored.
Then, the telepathic link he had with Mrs. Norris lit up.
/Sir, it's that Lee Jordan kid again. He's alone./ Came her voice. It was a cross between a hiss and a purr.
/Alone?/ Filch linked back to her. /Why is he alone?/
/Don't know, but you'd better check it out./ And they both could feel the telepathic link close.
Filch made his way back to the Gryffindor corridors at a rather fast pace. Yet, when he arrived, there was Lee Jordan, indeed alone, with the exeption of Filch's cat. Then he did a double take. He was... petting Mrs. Norris! She was purring loudly and brushing against the dark skin of the student. Mrs. Norris opened up the telepathic link and along with it, Filch could feel the same sensation she was.
Mentally, he pleaded for Mrs. Norris to open up the link more, but Lee had noticed that Filch was standing there. To make up for the ridiculous look on his face, Filch snarled at the boy.
"What do you think you're doing to my cat?"
"I-" Lee opened his mouth slightly, but Filch stopped him.
"And you're out in the corridors late at night! -What the hell are you doing?" Filch was taken by surprise as Lee stood up suddenly.
"I was hoping you would show up."
Filch took a step back as Mrs. Norris then jumped into the black boy's outstretched arms. The cat had never closed the telepathic link from before, so Filch found himself enjoying the same stroking and petting pleasure as Mrs. Norris was feeling. But Lee's last comment lingered in Filch's mind. "What do you mean, you were hoping for me to show up?"
Lee smirked and kissed the top of Mrs. Norris head. "Cute cat." He set the feline down and she ran back to Filch's trembling arms. Did Lee even know about the telepathic link?
"Answer my question, Jordan!" Filch's face was red with embarassment, fury and impatience.
Lee brushed his dread locks from his forehead and turned around to go back into the Gryffindor Common Room. "I guess you'll find out tommorrow night." and he disappeared.
Mrs. Norris looked up at Filch. /He's a nice kid, anctually. I like him./
Filch snarled and turned around. /Of course you would./ But he couldn't help but wonder, and wait for what Lee had in mind for tomorrow night.
Owari! ^.^
Kitzaku-san: Erm... so whatcha think?
Yugi Muse: You... are one messed up authoress.
Kitzaku-san: Why thank you! ::pinches his cheeks:: You're my sap and odd- setting story muse so it's your fault I wrote it like this.
Yugi Muse: -.-; Just for that I'll steal more memos from you.
Kitzaku-san: ...right. R&R please! And if people tell me they want a continue, I'll... actually write one. But until then, I might leave it like this.