Ok….sorry about the legolas one if it offended anyone…*smiles nervously…
Anyway, I just got bored and had another weird idea…so PLEASE R/R!!! Thanks!!
Warning: if you hate pointless stories, dont keep reading!!
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Rand is transported into the present…(this outta be interesting…)
Rand is teleported onto the sidewalk of a busy street. There are cars obviously…LOTS OF CARS.
Rand: Hey!! Whats that?!?! Its faster than a horse!!!
Rand walks onto the street and stops the car with Air.
Driver: Hey!!! You bas***d!!! Get outta the road!!
Rand shuts the drivers mouth and walks away. (Keep in mind that its a busy street…) Without knowing that hes causing up traffic he continues down the road.
Rand comes to an electronic store. (that cant be good). He walks in and looks around seeing cellphones, pagers, fax machines, tvs, and other stuff.
Rand: Hey cool!!! As he messes around with one of the remote controls to the tv and watches the channels change. An employee comes.
Employee: Sir, are you interested in this 84 inch screen tv?
Rand: Ohhhh!! So thats what you call them!
Employee: Would you like it? Theres a special discount on this one.
Rand: Nah, I just want this *waves remote in the air*
Employee: uh…
Rand: How much?
Employee: uh…
Rand: *holds out a gold andoran mark* Will this do?
Employee: uh…
Rand: Thanks!! I gotta show Moiraine!! I bet this beats her balefire!!
Rand walks into the street pushing buttons. Of course nothing works since he doesnt have the tv with him.
Rand: Cheap item!! It doesnt work anymore! Oh well.
He continues walking and enters a mall.
Rand: Hey…check out that girl!! Nice! *looks confused for a moment* But whats she wearing? It looks like breeches cut short!!
Rand walks into another electronic store.
Rand: Not this again!! *walks right out while recieving menacing glances from the manager*
Walks into toy store.
Rand: Hey, look! Bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Employee: Is something wrong sir?
Rand: No.
Employee: Do you need any help sir?
Rand: Of course I dont I need help!!!
Employee shrugs and walks off.
Rand starts playing with one of those dogs that bark and walk.
Rand: Hey little guy! *thinking its real* come here!!
Dog continues walking and barking in the same pattern.
Rand: Somethings wrong with this village.
He walks out of the store and into the Discovery Channel store.
Rand: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! A snake!!!!!!!!!
Employee: sir? Is everything ok?
Rand: Get me outta heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Wakes up sweating. *pant pant*
Rand: Moiraine…?
Moiraine comes in.
Moiraine: is it another dream?
Rand nods eagerly.
Moiraine walks out.
Rand: *mutters* aes sedai…
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sorry I couldnt think of a better ending for my pointless story *hehehe…well, please r/r!!
Anyway, I just got bored and had another weird idea…so PLEASE R/R!!! Thanks!!
Warning: if you hate pointless stories, dont keep reading!!
**************************************************************************** *********
Rand is transported into the present…(this outta be interesting…)
Rand is teleported onto the sidewalk of a busy street. There are cars obviously…LOTS OF CARS.
Rand: Hey!! Whats that?!?! Its faster than a horse!!!
Rand walks onto the street and stops the car with Air.
Driver: Hey!!! You bas***d!!! Get outta the road!!
Rand shuts the drivers mouth and walks away. (Keep in mind that its a busy street…) Without knowing that hes causing up traffic he continues down the road.
Rand comes to an electronic store. (that cant be good). He walks in and looks around seeing cellphones, pagers, fax machines, tvs, and other stuff.
Rand: Hey cool!!! As he messes around with one of the remote controls to the tv and watches the channels change. An employee comes.
Employee: Sir, are you interested in this 84 inch screen tv?
Rand: Ohhhh!! So thats what you call them!
Employee: Would you like it? Theres a special discount on this one.
Rand: Nah, I just want this *waves remote in the air*
Employee: uh…
Rand: How much?
Employee: uh…
Rand: *holds out a gold andoran mark* Will this do?
Employee: uh…
Rand: Thanks!! I gotta show Moiraine!! I bet this beats her balefire!!
Rand walks into the street pushing buttons. Of course nothing works since he doesnt have the tv with him.
Rand: Cheap item!! It doesnt work anymore! Oh well.
He continues walking and enters a mall.
Rand: Hey…check out that girl!! Nice! *looks confused for a moment* But whats she wearing? It looks like breeches cut short!!
Rand walks into another electronic store.
Rand: Not this again!! *walks right out while recieving menacing glances from the manager*
Walks into toy store.
Rand: Hey, look! Bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Employee: Is something wrong sir?
Rand: No.
Employee: Do you need any help sir?
Rand: Of course I dont I need help!!!
Employee shrugs and walks off.
Rand starts playing with one of those dogs that bark and walk.
Rand: Hey little guy! *thinking its real* come here!!
Dog continues walking and barking in the same pattern.
Rand: Somethings wrong with this village.
He walks out of the store and into the Discovery Channel store.
Rand: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! A snake!!!!!!!!!
Employee: sir? Is everything ok?
Rand: Get me outta heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Wakes up sweating. *pant pant*
Rand: Moiraine…?
Moiraine comes in.
Moiraine: is it another dream?
Rand nods eagerly.
Moiraine walks out.
Rand: *mutters* aes sedai…
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sorry I couldnt think of a better ending for my pointless story *hehehe…well, please r/r!!