Alice in Health Class
I grabbed my health notebook and pencil and headed to class. Jasper gave me a kiss on the cheek as he passed me and the health teacher gave us a contemptuous look. Oh well, she can punish me later.
"Alright everyone, this unit is sex and reproduction." Everyone groaned. "It is mandatory! WE will start with a little survey." She handed out a little piece of paper with some questions.
Here is what I wrote:
Have you ever had sex? Yes
Twice or more? Yes
With the same person? Yes
Have you ever gotten an STD? No
Man that was really stupid.
As I looked around I barely contained my laughter. Everyone, except for a few students, were blushing because their answer to most coughallcough was no.
I observed the humans talking to themselves for about 5 minutes while the teacher read our answers.
"Everyone, listen up. I am sad to report that out of all the people who said they had sex, only one said it was with the same person." Everyone knew who the people were by the red faces. I smiled, that was me!
I was certainly a pro in this department.
Sorry to the readers of my other story, I lost the files I had wrote up and have had no time to retype them.
Here was just a little one shot that I hope you liked.