I am a pirate, you are a princess...
"I'm not like you. It's like I'm the pirate, and you're the princess."
Is there a hole in your heart...
"What is wrong with you?!"
Or am I mistaken...
"It's like I don't even know you anymore!"
I can see your capillery veins..
"I see it in your eyes! Your lying to me!"
Just like first grade, on the playground all day...
"I'll be there for you, just like I was in first grade."
Soon enough, you'll hear the blacktop calling for you...
"He'll want you back."
After that, there is not much else you can do...
"After that, you'll never be able to come back to me."
Have you forgotten your place...
"Remember, I'm not like you."
I'm being sarcastic...
"I was just kidding!"
That shit could kill a bus of kids...
"It's just like on the bus!"
We have a good thing...
"Admit it, we have chemistry!"
She is a bad thing...
"She'll ruin everything I sacrificed for you!"
Why would she want to break us...
"She doesn't like me."
Who would want to break us...
"Why would anyone not want us to be together?"
Soon enough you'll hear the blacktop calling your name...
"He only wants you because I have you."
Every day, your life will never be the same...
"You'll regret this!"
I am a pirate, you are princess...
"See. Opposites do attract."
We could sail the seven seas...
"We could leave this place."
Bring back some presents, for all the people...
"We could bring a present for my parents. A grandchild."
Everyone will love us, even Courtney will love us...
"Everyone will think we're the perfect couple. Even Courtney."