I wrote this today for you guys!
hope you like it!
I do not own Naruto
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It was lunch time at a local high school in the village of Konoha
It was lunchtime at a local high school in the village of Konoha. The lunch lines had all shortened because it was already 10 minutes into lunch. The cafeteria was packed, each table with a certain "clique." It was an integrated school so there were ninjas from all villages eating together. This was the short period of time each day when students can just relax and hang out wit their friends over a meal.
On this school day a group of friends were together at a lunch table. A blonde haired, tall, skinny boy older boy named Naruto sat with all his friends. Two girls were there, a pink haired tall beautiful girl Sakura and shy petite Hinata. Three other guys sat with them also. Tall handsome keep-to-himself boy named Sasuke and a scruffy looking guy named Kiba.
They were all eating and talking, messing around, doing what friends do at lunch. When all of a sudden, out of nowhere…
"Shit!"
Everyone turned their head towards the source of the outburst.
"What is it, Naruto!?" Sakura screamed.
"…I think I just shit my pants…"
Silence, dead silence fell over the table. Everyone was in complete shock.
"Naruto…are…are you serious?..." Hinata stuttered.
"Let me check…" He picked up a napkin.
"Are you going to wipe yourself with that napkin, you idiot?" Sasuke asked.
A few seconds later….
"Shit…" Naruto bowed his head and placed the napkin on his tray.
"DON'T PUT THAT ON YOUR LUNCH TRAY!!" everyone yelled.
"Ewwww…"
After a minute of disgust Kiba shouted.
"That's so gross yet so funny!!"
The whole table broke out in laughter.
"OMG this is hilarious!" Sakura managed to say as she wiped her tears with a napkin.
"Now I need to dump my tray."
Naruto now got up and left but as he walked, with one hand he help up his tray and the other he used to hold his butt. That only gave everyone more incentive to laugh.
"Oh my God, I haven't laughed this hard in forever! I'm going to die!" Kiba laughed more.
In a few minutes the table died down and they had a visitor.
"Dude, did you really crap your pants?" this lazy looking kid with a pony tail asked in curiosity.
"Yes Shikamaru…"
"Hahahaha, Naruto, that's disgusting!"
"Sakura, is this true??" a blonde haired girl asked, she came over with Shikamaru from another table, her name was Ino.
"Gosh, I guess news travels fast."
Soon enough the news spread throughout the lunch room and many other people had came and asked but the thing was, it didn't bother Naruto, it seemed that he had no shame. It was great. The bell rang and lunch was now over so the whole table left the cafeteria and headed down the hallway to their classes. Everyone was still getting over the amazingly funny thing that had happened so it was silent until Naruto put in the last say…
"Man…this sucks…I was wearing white underwear, too!"
the end!!
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I hope you like it! It's another one of my oneshots!
This actually happened to one of my friends, so i based it off that!!