Rica666: Bwahahahahah, Voldy...I'm BACK!

Voldemort: /cries/

Harry: /cheers/

Rica666/laughs evilly/

Voldemort: Someone save me! Anyone...Please!

Harry: Rica666 does not own Harry Potter nor the first seven ideas here.

Rica666: No I don't they belong to 57-1 or as I like to call this person...Anonymous #2...hehe I just came up with that...

Harry: /sighs/ Enjoy.

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."- Mark Twain

1) Draw glasses and a lightening bolt scar on him when he's asleep.

2) When he wakes up express your relief at finally having a competent leader.

3) Inform him pink is his color.

4) Read the list of "Top 100 things to do when you become an evil overlord" to him. Remark (loudly) on aspects of the list he is

failing at.

5) Ask him why, in the fifth book, after he set up an elaborate scheme to have Harry Potter come and pick up the prophecy in the DOM so that the Ministry wouldn't see Voldemort and realize he was back, he then went into the Ministry anyway.

6) Should his schemes/plans ever fail again- or rather the next time they do fail again- casually say that at least this time they didn't backfire so spectacularly he died, like they normally do.

7)Ask him if his obsession to kill Harry Potter is really his way of covering up his true feelings to Harry and if his subconscious is manifesting his disire to let Harry live by always inducing spectacular flaws into his plans.

8)Make plans to kill Harry right in front of him.

9)Reenact all the battles he has had with Harry, including the baby one...

10)If that is not enough make Voldemort clumsy, stupid, etc.

11) Force him and his anyone of his enemies in a closet together...

12) Better yet, feed him and/or his enemy a love potion. (I'd go with both because if you feed him the love potion then that is scaring to the enemy, oh and make sure you take away his wand, he could kill his enemy if he is not feed a love potion.)

13) Infiltrate his Death Eaters, act like a Death Eater for a while and then, during a meeting, through off your cloak(with a flourish) and state "This is the sorriest bunch of evil wizards I have ever seen. I am going to France, they have a Dark Lord that at least tries.

14) Instead of asking where he got the nose job, prank call him about his nose job.

15) Take away his wand, stick him in a room with James Potter, Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Tonks, Sirius Black, and Severus Snape and sees what happens. Please make so popcorn and invite me over for I would like to see this.

16) Take his to the asylum and tell him that the men in the white coats have a nice Dark Lord Jacket for him

17) Call him the Dark Lard...on accident, of course.

18) Sigh sadly when he talks

19) Then when asked why you are sighing sadly, inform him that you were in love with Tom Riddle and that you two can never be together for he has changed too much.

20) Ask him if he is ready to face the world, no matter what they say, even though he is suppose to be in hiding to stop the Ministry from knowing he is back

Rica666: Okay, now people unlike the other stories I have done I will now make chapters...

Harry: I sense a big but...

Rica666: Little too much info there Harry. /Harry glares angerily/Anyways, there is a but and that but is that I need, I mean need suggestions.

Harry: Lazy bum...

Rica666: /ingores Harry and looks around the room/ Hey were did Voldy get to.

Harry: Oh he's hiding in the closet.../snickers/

Rica666: Oh, hey everyone quess what, the first person that reivews gets Voldy for a night. You can do whatever you want to him. /wink, wink

Voldemort/peeks out the door, shivering/ What?!

Harry and Rica666: Review!