Expect The Unexpected ch. 1
Anna's P.O.V.
Hey, I'm Anna Collins and this is my story of how life threw the unexpected at me. I live my life with the saying to expect the unexpected and I roll with the punches. I am 19 years old with strawberry blonde hair, freckles on my cheeks and just about where else on my body, bluish green eyes, and a penis. You got that right. I have a penis and I'm not ashamed to say either. It got me awhile to get used to it with most of my high school experience was hell to say the least.
If it wasn't for my best friends Hans and Kristoff, I don't know what I would have done. I would be pretty lost without them and I'm glad to have them in my life. Them and photography gotten me through a lot in my life. I love taking pictures ever since I was small and someone put a camera in my hands. Over the years, I must have taken hundreds if not thousands of pictures of anything and everything. I love photography and it's my passion.
When I was in high school, I was in the photography club and I learned a lot of things. I like taking pictures of people and how you catch a single moment in time in a instant forever in time. I want to be a great photography but breaking into the photography is pretty hard but I know that I'm gonna reach my dream in someday. Just you wait, everyone. I am gonna make a name for myself even if I die trying.
I don't get out much unless it's to take pictures of something but my friends think that I spend too much time on my craft which is ridiculous. So what if I turned my bathroom into a dark room to develop my photos, that doesn't mean anything. So what if I can't remember the last time I went out on a date or ever. Okay, I get it! I need a life out of photography but I don't have time to date or get a girlfriend like normal people but I'm not normal so what's the point.
I'm sitting on my couch of my apartment with my laptop in my lap with a huge bowl of popcorn and a six pack of Coke. I'm bingeing on Orange is the new Black but deserve after the week that I've had. I'm working as a waitress at local restaurant and the customers have been trying my patience. I have not have the patience like my co-worker Tiana but there's only much that I can take from people. I almost strangle a kid because he kept spilling his water on the floor and I almost broke my neck from slipping on it.
The kid's parents weren't helping at all by saying 'kids will be kids' and Tiana had to hold me back from hurting him. Just because you say that doesn't mean you should let your kids do whatever they want. If I didn't need the money to pay the bills, I would've quit a long time ago but I cant afford to. I am so glad when the week is over and I have nothing pressing to do but do nothing and watch Netflix all weekend. My front door swings open to reveal my very, very evil best friends.
The auburn man with the amazing green eyes and dazzling smile is known as Hans Westerguard: World Famous Super Male Model. His words, not mine. Hans is an up and coming model that have been in several different fashion magazines including Vogue and Seventeen magazine. He got this big break in 11th grade when some big shot modeling agent wanted him to come work for him. The agent told the auburn haired guy to get some professional head shots of himself in a week and to give him a call.
At the time, he didn't have enough money to hire a professional photographer to get the head shots done so he asked me to do them. In his words, I'm as close as to a professional photographer that he knows and asked me do it. I knew that he didn't have a lot of money so I would settle for a favor to use later down the road if and when I needed it. The auburn haired model in training got his head shots and contacted the agent to get work done.
Ever then, the now 21 year old model has been blowing up and I can't even look at a single fashion magazine without his face being on the cover. I am proud of my friend and glad that he's doing so well. He deserves it and worked hard for it but it hasn't done anything for his ego. I swear that his ego has inflated since he's a big star and it doesn't even fit in his big head anymore than it did before in high school.
The male model might be an egotistical, narcissistic manic but he's very loyal and caring when push comes to shove. Then there's Kristoff Bjorgman: my big bear teddy of a friend. Out of all three of us, Kristoff is the tallest and has the most muscle since he is a personal trainer at Oaken's Fitness Gym. The blonde's gave me and Hans free memberships to the gym since Hans has to stay fit for his photo shoots and I like burning all the excess energy that I have.
I don't know where all this energy comes but I like working out by doing anything from martial arts to gymnastics. I like gymnastics because I'm pretty flexible and I have an reason to do back-flips off of stuffs. I gave these two copies of my apartment key in case of emergencies, if I died in here from sitting on my butt too long or anything in-between the first two possibilities.
"Sup" I said nodding in their directions.
"I told you she would sitting here watching Netflix" Hans said pointing in my direction.
"I can see that, Captain Obvious. Anna, how long have you been sitting there?" Kristoff asked folding his arms.
"All of a good 3 hours. Why?" I asked raising an eyebrow.
"Well I have good news, we're going clubbing" Hans said rubbing his hands together with a toothy grin on his face.
"What do you mean by we? I hope you mean the two of you minus me" I said praying to Gods that's what he means.
"No Feisty Pants, that's not what I mean. I mean the three of us in a club dancing, drinking, and hitting on girls. My friends invite me to go with them and said that I could invite whoever I wanted" Hans said smirking.
"I don't wanna. There's a lot of Orange is the New Black that I need to catch up on" I whined.
"Come on Anna, it'll be fun. We can watch Hans make a complete drunken fool of himself" Kristoff said sitting on the armrest.
"He makes a complete fool of himself when he's sober and we see that almost everyday of the week. It's still pretty funny" I said leaning back into the couch.
"True" Kristoff said agreeing with me.
"Hey! I take offence to that" Hans said glaring at us.
"Your point?" I asked raising an eyebrow.
"You need to get out and live a little. I can't remember the last time you went out with us" Hans said putting his hands on his hips.
"I don't either" Kristoff said shaking his head.
"Whose side are you on?" I asked through narrowed eyes.
"The side that did gets you out of the house" Kristoff said shrugging.
"Who knows. We might actually get you a girlfriend if not, at least laid" Hans said serious.
"I don't do one night stands" I said frowning.
"Since when?" Hans and Kristoff said simultaneously.
I open my mouth to deny their claims but I couldn't because it was true. I've had a few one nights with a few women after high school and at least two in high school but I never had a steady girlfriend. I had girlfriends for maybe a few weeks if even a few months but I haven't found the right person that I can give my heart completely. It's a little lonely being by myself but that's okay because I know that I will always have my friends and that won't change.
"I hate you two" I said frowning.
"Our point exactly. Come with us and have some fun" Kristoff said doing ridiculous two step dance while sitting down.
"Fine if it'll get you guys off of my back. I'll go" I said getting up.
Hans and Kristoff high-five each other and I roll my eyes at them before going into my room. There goes my plans of dong nothing but watch Netflix. I picked out an outfit before going into the bathroom to take a quick shower. I brushed my teeth to get any popcorn kernels out of my teeth and putting on my clothes. I decided on a forest green wife-beater, a black collared shirt to go over the wife-beater, jeans and sneakers.
I pulled out my yin/yang necklace out of my shirt and let it of my shirt. I've had this necklace for a long time and it hold sentimental value. I never taken it off since it was given to me by someone closer to me who's no longer here. I walk out of the bathroom to find my friends waiting for. I grab my keys and followed Hans and Kristoff to Hans' sports car. I hopped into the back and lean back into the seat. The super model gets into the driver's seat with the personal trainer in the passenger's seat before driving off towards the club.
I don't know what to expected from the older guy's friends since I haven't really met them before. For all I know is that they could be gorgeous super models with sticks up their asses and think that they're better than me since I'm not a model myself. I hope that's not the case but I don't know. It's a half an hour drive to get to this fancy looking club. The male model parks his car and I climb out of the car before he locks it.
Kristoff and I followed him towards the entrance of club and there was an obviously long line wrapping around the building of people wanting to get inside. Hans casually walks up to the bouncer and he lifts the red velvet rope to let us in without so much as a word. I guess that's one of the many perks of being famous. We walk into the club and it's definitely up there on the fancy and upscale. The DJ was playing pretty good music and it was loud to fill the room but not loud enough that you have to yell over it to talk to someone.
The auburn guy spotted his model friends and lead us towards them. I've notice that I've recognize a few of them from some of the magazines that they've been on. There was Rapunzel who has really long blonde hair and green eyes. She's been modeling she was 14 years old and is always smiling. I've seen her on Seventeen magazine and Vogue. There was Merida, a Scottish native who moved over from Scotland and is an amazing archer and has a multiple awards in archery.
I've seen her on Sports Illustrate a couple of times. Her hair is as red as fire and untamed as it is on the magazines. I thought that they were exaggerating but I guess not. There was Flynn Rider and I have to say that they got his nose wrong a lot or he got a lot of nose jobs over the years. He's a Calvin Klein underwear model and I've seen him on build boards in only his underwear. It's a little weird seeing him in clothes.
"Hey Hans, you've made it" Flynn said seeing Hans.
"Hell yeah, I've made it. Guys, these are my friends since high school. Kristoff and Anna" Hans said wrapping his arms around me and Kristoff.
"Nice to meet ya" Kristoff said smiling.
"Sup" I said nodding my greeting.
"So these are the mysterious friends that you keep on raving about. Hi, I'm Rapunzel but you can just call me Punzie or Punz if you want" Rapunzel said smiling.
"I'm Merida, nice to meet ya" Merida said in a thick Scottish accent.
"Flynn. Flynn Ryder, pleasure's all mine" Flynn said kissing the back of my hand.
He was giving me this weird look and it was hard to tell if this guy was constipated or not. Rapunzel grabs the back of Flynn's shirt and pull on it causing him to sit back down. She glares at him with her arms crossed and it was clear that she was upset with him. Flynn just chuckles nervously before whispering something into the blonde girl's ear causing her to giggle. That was weird but it's none of my business.
I sat down next to Merida and we got to talking a little. She seems pretty cool and chill about stuff and it was easy to talk to her. Kristoff was talking with Flynn about sports and stuff but I wasn't really paying attention. Rapunzel walks over towards me and Merida before sitting down on the other of me.
"So Anna, what do you do?" Rapunzel asked curious.
"I'm photographer… sorta" I said rubbing the back of my neck.
"You're a photographer? That's so cool. What do you take pictures of?" Rapunzel asked seeming to be interested in me.
"Just about anything and everything. I want to do it professional but it's pretty hard to break into this business" I said shrugging.
"I'm sure that you'll be a great photographer… I wouldn't be a great archer if I didn't keep try" Merida said putting her hand on my shoulder.
"Yeah, Merida's right" Rapunzel said agreeing.
"Thanks for the vote of confidence" I said smiling.
The guys ordered round of shot of Vodka. I threw it back like it was nothing but it burns a little on the way down. Somehow I got tangled in a shot contest with the guys for whatever reason but to appear macho in front of the girls. I threw back shot after shot of Vodka before I stopped. Everything was getting blurry and I couldn't tell my right from my left. Somehow I got onto the dance floor with my chin resting on someone's shoulder and my arms wrapped around their waist.
I know that they're female because I can feel their breasts through their dark blue cocktail dress. This chick has blonde hair boarder lining on being white but it's really pretty. It wasn't long before everything went black and I don't know what else happened after that. I woke up with a pounding headache and everything is in the room is spinning. I open my eyes but quickly regret it to protect them from the sunlight.
I hear the water running in the shower but I know that I'm not in it. I open my eyes slowly this time and let them adjust to the brightness to realized that I'm not in my room and this isn't my apartment. Where the hell am I? What the hell happened last night? What the hell did I do last night? That's it. I am never drinking with Kristoff, Hans and Flynn ever again. I hear the water in the bathroom turn off and I plop myself on my elbows and I rub my temple to ease my headache.
The door of bedroom and my eyes widen to the size of dinner plates. A blonde goddess walks into the room with nothing but a oversize white t-shirt and nothing else. She has a towel around her neck as she towel dries her long blonde hair and my eyes landed on her shapely pale legs.
"Oh, you're finally awake" She said with a hand on her hip.
What the hell did I do last night? More like who did I do? Hans, if I get out of this alive and everything intact, I am going to murder you wherever you are.
In a small café on the other of town, Hans were sitting in his chair reading a magazine and drinking a latter when he suddenly sneezed out of the blue. Kristoff was sitting across from him with a confused look on his face.
"That was weird" Hans said rubbing his nose.
"You know that Anna is gonna kill you if she finds you" Kristoff said nervously.
"No, she won't. She'll thank me one of these days plus it's not like we sent her home with a complete stranger" Hans said flipping though his magazine.
"The girl is complete stranger… to Anna. I can't believe I let you talk me into this" Kristoff said rubbing his temple.
"Kristoff, relax. Everything's going to be fine" Hans said nonchalant.
"I hope so too"
I hope so too. Please universe be on my side this time. I did the right thing fro my friends. They need each other.
End of ch. 1