It was a normal day at school when you heard...
"VOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!" You sighed and went to go investigate.
"Squalo! Squalo whats wrong!" You screamed over his voice.
"Ushishishishi~ The prince is amused" Bel was watching as Squalo threw his tantrum.
"Squalo don't throw that! Put the desk down!" You ran over to him and yanked the desk from his hands. You glared at Squalo.
"Voi! what do you want _?" He glared back.
"I want to know whats wrong with you! Why are you throwing things around?" You asked.
"Because boss called me a girl!" He screamed. You sighed. You couldn't blame Xanxus for calling Squalo a girl, hell his hair was longer then yours!
"Squalo! Your not a girl ok! Xanxus just said that to piss you off!" Boys where so stupid, especially Squalo, he believed everything! You made Squalo sit down.
"Ok, are you going to throw anything else Squalo?" You asked nervously.
"No I'm done." Squalo grumbled.
"Good cause my next class is with you and I actually want to learn something other then how loud you can scream!" You squeaked at him.
~~~~IN CLASS~~~~
You sat in your desk next to Squalo, Squalo was going threw your bag looking for a pen.
"You have weird pens _, how do you open this one?" He asked you. You looked over at him with a sweet smile but it instantly turned into a horrified expression.
"Squalo! Put that down!" You screamed and snatched the 'pen' from him.
What Squalo thought was a pen was really a tampon...
Your face was bright red. Squalo looked at you with a confused expression.
"Was that not a pen?" He asked slowly.
"No! That was not a pen!" You growled at him.
"Then what is it?" He questioned.
"Squalo, that was a tampon!" You snapped.
"Um...whats that?" He questioned again. You deadpanned and just kept quiet.
"_?" He called your name.
"What! What Squalo? What do you want?" You growled.
"Are you going to tell me what that is?"
"Fine, I'll tell you at lunch" You sneered at him
~~~~AT LUNCH~~~~
"Voooooiiii! _!" Squalo yelled at you.
"What the hell do you want?" You yelled back.
"Are you gonna tell what that 'pen' really was?" He asked.
"Yes Squalo! Can I eat first?" Squalo nodded and sat next to you waiting for you to finish. Belphegor and Fran came and sat with you and Squalo as well.
Great and audience! You mused.
"Ushishishi~ The principessa looks unhappy." Bel grinned.
"I'm not your princess Bel." You sneered. Bel's grin only got wider.
Squalo smirked seeing you had finished eating.
"Are you going to tell me now?" He asked.
"Ushishishi~ Tell you what? The prince wants to know."
"Ok fine..." You explained what a tampon did and where it went, causing Squalo to get a nose bleed and Bel just 'Ushishishi', Fran had already passed out from loss of blood.
"Vooooooooooiiii! I touched it to!" Squalo freaked out.
"Squalo! Sit down and stop yelling!" You screamed at him.
Squalo did as told and sat down next to you.
You sighed and went on with your day...