disclamer- I don't own icarly or the characters just the plot.

"so guess what teenagers who have a web show called 'Icarly' are going to Florida in 2 days for summer vacation" I walked into the icarly studio and plopped down onto one of the bean bags. Fredbag was doing some techy stuff on his laptop and carly was sitting next to me on the other bean bag. Both their heads shot towards me.

"what?" carly's confused face made me laugh

"you heard me. My mom is dating one of those nubs who own disney world and a couple of hotels and he's trying to get on my good side so he said we can all stay at a hotel he owns for the summer" I yelled excitingly. Yeah im excited to go to disney world, deal with it.

"isn't he the one you gave a concussion when you beat him with the butter sock because he said you're a pretty young girl" Frednub walked over to us

"hey he could've been a rapist" I threw my hands up in defense. It's true though, I don't feel like losing my virginity to a bald 40 years old man. I prefer a cute guy my age, that I like and has muscles… yeah mama likes muscles. Maybe a guy kinda like fre… ew puckett never! He's a stupid tech dork.

"he was just complementing you" I rolled my eyes at carly.

"poor little naive carly" I patted her head and grabbed the phat cake out from her hand and ate it.

"why am i naive" she asked me confused

"because your to innocent and trusting to spot a rapist" its true, she could of been being rapped and then come to the mans defense saying 'he's not a rapist'

"yes i can" she defended herself.

"why would he let us stay at his hotel if u abused him" Freddie pulled out another bean bag chair and sat down next to me. I gave him a dirty look but he ignored it. I didn't give him permission to sit next to me, it's not that I mind it's just… he can't sit next to me and that's it.

"because he thinks if he's nice to me I would like him... and wont beat him to death."

"but your wouldn't do that" I raised my eyebrow and smirk at carly. I wouldn't kill someone but I can't let them think im going easy on the guy now.

"so how are we getting there" Freddie asked, ugh I can't believe im letting him come.

"and who said you can come fredlumb" he gave me a surprised/sad look that actually made me feel guilty.

"ok we're going by plane. Our flight is at 1pm in 2 days. We'll all meet here at carls and spenc will drive us to the airport" I planed this through. Hey it's not everyday you get offered a free trip.

"awesome. Wait is spencer coming because I don't think my mom would want me to go without an adult. If he doesn't go she would" I hate to admit it but the nerd is right.

"she considers spencer an adult? Whatever, I guess he can come too. anything for your psycho mom not to come" I told him. he rolled his eyes and i laughed

"well this is going to be awesome! Sam you need to come shopping with me tomorrow for clothes and cute bikini's" carly shot up yanking me with her

"shopping is bad but bikinis carls? Why must you torture me!" I whined. Bikinis are so revealing and uncomfortable.

"im not toturing you! You need to look good if your going to attract boys and boys like bikinis" she always trying to hook me up with guys.

"I don't want a boyfriend ok? please don't try to hook me up with anyone this summer. please"

"fine but your still buying a bikini" I couldn't help but notice from the corner of my eye Freddie's reaction from the whole boyfriend and bikini thing and it was pretty funny. He looked so uncomfortable, it was kinda cute. Ew I just called the nub cute, someone punch some sense into me… if you want to die.

"ok we need to do icarly now" I changed the subject from shopping. Maybe carly will forget but I doubt it.