Chapter 1: The Perfume Incident
Author's Note: Kon'nichiwa mina! (Hello everybody!) This is my first fan fiction I've ever written, I hope you all will enjoy it! Domo, arigatogozaimashita! (Thank you very much!) And, now… let the story begin!
Yawn. "Wow, did I have the best sleep I've had in a while or what?! Well, I bet everyone is already at the guild, I should go join them." As I get up to go and wash my face, I hear a crash in my washroom. Huh? What was that? I grab the nearest object in my room I could use as a weapon: my straightener. I slowly tiptoe over to my washroom with the straightener high above my head, ready to pounce on whoever the intruder may be. The door opens and I scream while falling on whoever is in there.
"Lucy! HAPPY I told you hiding in here wouldn't be a good idea!" Natsu? Of course. I felt something on my chest and hip, but it was also a bit painful. I finally opened my eyes to see that Natsu was on the ground, yelling at Happy to his right, while holding my left breast and right hip to keep me from falling right on top of him. I was blushing so bad, and was just staring at Natsu out of embarrassment while holding my straightener in my left hand. "Aye sir..." said Happy, he looked really sad. "Lucy! We tried to scare you but broke some of your perfumes and squirted a bunch of your creams all over the place. S-sorry." Natsu apologized. Now that I think of it, I was starting to smell all of the strong perfumes. I started coughing like a maniac, and Natsu's face turned a bit yellow. I tried to kick Natsu for being such a jerk by dropping my favourite perfumes, and trying to scare me. But my coughing got in the way. Happy flew out and was also coughing. I dropped my straightener, and Natsu got up while holding me by the hips and closing the washroom door behind him. He carried me to my couch and set me down beside him.
"Natsu"-cough "Why"-cough, I was coughing so much that I could barely even talk. Natsu wasn't as bad, coughing a bit here and there, and Happy was sneezing. Natsu then put his scarf around me and made sure to cover my mouth and nose so I couldn't smell the perfumes seeping through the small gap between the door and floor. "Th-thanks..." "Lucy, uh sorry for breaking your stuff" he said. "Natsu, I need some fresh air, I can't breathe." says Happy as he leaves. I'm about to punch Natsu when I fall to the ground and begin coughing again. Natsu is holding his breath. All the perfumes got through the door and out to fill up my apartment with the strong smells. "NATSU"-cough cough cough. Then, I passed out from the lack of clean oxygen. What a great way to start my morning, huh.
When I woke up, I hear muffled words, sounds like an argument. I sit up, and look to see my surroundings, while rubbing my right eye. "Where..." "LUCY!" yelled Natsu, he was gripping my shoulders, trying to make me talk. "Huh..." then I noticed that I was in Natsu's house, mainly because of the mess. "Natsu, what. Did. You. Do. To. My. Apartment?!" "Natsu! She snapped! She's going to kill us!" Happy yelled in a scared manner. "NATSU!" And I punched him in his gut. When he fell down, I was about to jump on him when he said "BLUE." which confused me and forced me to fall on his stomach. "Owww, that hurt my bum… and what did you say? Blue?" "Yeah, you're underwear is blue!" My face turned a tomato red, and I slapped him silly on his face. "PERVERT!" And then realized I was wearing my pajama shorts, and big, baggy, white shirt that said 'CUTIE' across the chest and had a picture of big red lips behind the letters. Now that, that was embarrassing. I had to go home and change, but the perfumes were all spread around that everyone, including me would pass out from the stench on my clothing. Guess I'll have to go to the guild in my pj's…
What will happen next? I wonder! Poor Lucy, hopefully she'll get some clothes… ;j