"Fred?"

"George?"

"This is it"

"Yes, Georgie. It is"

"Well we better get going then."

"Wait."

"Ahh, I almost forgot."

"Yes?"

"The prank, Freddy. Of. The century."

"The king of pranks."

"Indeed."

"Have we got everything?"

"Yes sir."

"Are we ready, then?"

"Aye."

"Only one thing left, then."

"Stand up, Fred. It's more-"

"Significant."

"Truly."

"Together?"

"Together."

"Attention!"

"ONWARDS REDHEAD MEN"

"ARE YOU BOYS FINISHED?" screamed Mrs Weasley up to the boy's bedroom. A muffled snigger answered her, and she turned to look at Sirius. "I'm sorry about those two." she sighed.

"Don't worry, Molly. I know what it's like to be like them."

"Like what?" she laughed.

"Oh, you know. Half of a whole. 2 atoms in a molecule."

Mrs Weasley looked up at the ceiling.

"I suppose you're right."

Sirius smiled to himself before rushing out of the kitchen, just in time to escape the mass of turquoise smoke that had flooded into the room, an army of small decoy detonators marching proudly behind, carrying the two laughing twins on their lithe backs.

From the smoke Mrs Weasley's angry scowl appeared.

The boy's smile faded.

Disclaimer: No, sorry, I'm not JK Rowling and do not have any rights to Harry Potter or the magical world.

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~Holly