Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
Muahahhaha! This is a sort of column about Dragonball Z. IT describes the various characters, things that happen in Dragonball Z, and lots of other stuff. However, I have no idea how to start a column, so I'll stick to the 'stories' section. Heh, this will have at least 15 different articles, so stay tuned. For today, I'll just stick to funny stuff about Goku. I own nothing.
Super Saiyain Goku, and Super Saiyain Goten. I personally like Goku the best, even though Piccolo is my favorite character. Let's see here, Goten turned into a Super Saiyain by fighting Chichi-who the heck died doing that. Maybe the grass. Or a wonderful apple tree that supplies shade for 70-degree picnics, playing ball-I mean, yeah, who died there? Goku had to have Krillin and Piccolo-boohoo-to turn into a Super Saiyain. What the heck happened there?
Here's my explanation, even though it sucks, hear me out. Goten was Half-Saiyain, but because he was conceived (what does that mean, I just heard it on some information site) before the Cell Games, he is a form of Goku's anger towards Cell. SO, he is technically just a being of pure fury. So with a bit of training with Trunks, he should have easily turned into a Super Saiyain. But, because he is a splitting-image and personality of Goku, his anger was sub-conscious, so on the outside, Goten is a wonderful, carefree child. WHAT NOW, HUH!
Okay, the theory sucks. But I support it. Don't get all-serious and try flaming me for it, because I'll just laugh my head off at you. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, on to the funny stuff.
Did you know Chichi is bilingual! She understands English, and everything Goku says when he is eating. All I would do is hear some gibberish, then go to the bathroom to have a good throw-up session.
Plus, in Deadzone, Goku takes his shirt off to fight Piccolo and Garlic Junior. But when he starts fighting Frieza, an evil tyrant, and Cell, an organic android with no weakpoint, he does nothing. Is Garlic Junior really that tough? Come on, Goku was dying fighting Frieza, and he was just fine fighting Garlic Junior. Immortal or not, Cell was immortal enough for me.
And Goten, what the heck is up with him? I've seen some pictures of him in GT, why doesn't he get a good haircut? He could've ended up like good old Gohan, super strength, but still a gentleman. He turns out like some flop-homeless guy.
Notice that Goku never fought android 17 or 18? I bet he would crush them so hard. Anyway, he was probably faking that heart attack just to give the androids a chance! Those screams were so fake, and nightmares, come on, he knows how the androids look? He was probably sneaking out and spying on the androids, noting how badly he should work them. I bet he was as strong as he was when he fought Cell when he had that 'heart attack'. OH YEAH, theory world TONIGHT! I think now, I'll have my usual interview with myself. It's cool isn't it?
Einstein_006: So, Me, why do you think Goku is so carefree?
Me: He is really Kakarot. He is working together with Bardock, who escaped Frieza with instant transmission, and Brolli, some homeless guy he found, to DESTROY EARH! Goku doesn't come up with these instant movement ideas by himself, Bardock obviously told him. Brolli is obviously the spy, dressed up as Chaotzu. Mix-ups just turned up when Goku DIED AND ALL, but that wasn't that bad.
Einstein_006: Well that's quite a theory. What job would Goku is best at, in your opinion?
Me: Well, you have to consider what he's done in the past. Hmmm, killed Grandpa Gohan, let his son get kidnapped by a short lizard thing named after food, let some idiot Cell kill him. Yep, Goku would best be a world- defender! Even though he needs very sufficient quantities of food, I'm sure the cooks at Z team headquarters will take care of it.
***At Z team Headquarters*** CRAP! Goku is coming, summon everyone. He is gonna eat everything, and then trample us! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Einstein_006: I'm sure Z team will be quite happy and proud to have Goku join their gang. Now, do you think Vegeta will ever beat Goku?
Me: Of course not! Secretly, Goku is like Super Saiyain 1 billion ½, he just likes adding some action to his own TV show!
Einstein_006: Nice. Very Nice. Last part of the interview, can you please give a statement to end this damn article and I can go home and eat and-
Me: Sure!
Einstein_006: Nice statement, goodbye.
Me: Wait, wait! Oh well....
And so ends the first issue of my article. Enjoy reading it, MUAHAHHAHAHAHA! Come back for-well, just come back, you'll see what I have for you, I just have to think it up!
By: Einstein_006
Muahahhaha! This is a sort of column about Dragonball Z. IT describes the various characters, things that happen in Dragonball Z, and lots of other stuff. However, I have no idea how to start a column, so I'll stick to the 'stories' section. Heh, this will have at least 15 different articles, so stay tuned. For today, I'll just stick to funny stuff about Goku. I own nothing.
Super Saiyain Goku, and Super Saiyain Goten. I personally like Goku the best, even though Piccolo is my favorite character. Let's see here, Goten turned into a Super Saiyain by fighting Chichi-who the heck died doing that. Maybe the grass. Or a wonderful apple tree that supplies shade for 70-degree picnics, playing ball-I mean, yeah, who died there? Goku had to have Krillin and Piccolo-boohoo-to turn into a Super Saiyain. What the heck happened there?
Here's my explanation, even though it sucks, hear me out. Goten was Half-Saiyain, but because he was conceived (what does that mean, I just heard it on some information site) before the Cell Games, he is a form of Goku's anger towards Cell. SO, he is technically just a being of pure fury. So with a bit of training with Trunks, he should have easily turned into a Super Saiyain. But, because he is a splitting-image and personality of Goku, his anger was sub-conscious, so on the outside, Goten is a wonderful, carefree child. WHAT NOW, HUH!
Okay, the theory sucks. But I support it. Don't get all-serious and try flaming me for it, because I'll just laugh my head off at you. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, on to the funny stuff.
Did you know Chichi is bilingual! She understands English, and everything Goku says when he is eating. All I would do is hear some gibberish, then go to the bathroom to have a good throw-up session.
Plus, in Deadzone, Goku takes his shirt off to fight Piccolo and Garlic Junior. But when he starts fighting Frieza, an evil tyrant, and Cell, an organic android with no weakpoint, he does nothing. Is Garlic Junior really that tough? Come on, Goku was dying fighting Frieza, and he was just fine fighting Garlic Junior. Immortal or not, Cell was immortal enough for me.
And Goten, what the heck is up with him? I've seen some pictures of him in GT, why doesn't he get a good haircut? He could've ended up like good old Gohan, super strength, but still a gentleman. He turns out like some flop-homeless guy.
Notice that Goku never fought android 17 or 18? I bet he would crush them so hard. Anyway, he was probably faking that heart attack just to give the androids a chance! Those screams were so fake, and nightmares, come on, he knows how the androids look? He was probably sneaking out and spying on the androids, noting how badly he should work them. I bet he was as strong as he was when he fought Cell when he had that 'heart attack'. OH YEAH, theory world TONIGHT! I think now, I'll have my usual interview with myself. It's cool isn't it?
Einstein_006: So, Me, why do you think Goku is so carefree?
Me: He is really Kakarot. He is working together with Bardock, who escaped Frieza with instant transmission, and Brolli, some homeless guy he found, to DESTROY EARH! Goku doesn't come up with these instant movement ideas by himself, Bardock obviously told him. Brolli is obviously the spy, dressed up as Chaotzu. Mix-ups just turned up when Goku DIED AND ALL, but that wasn't that bad.
Einstein_006: Well that's quite a theory. What job would Goku is best at, in your opinion?
Me: Well, you have to consider what he's done in the past. Hmmm, killed Grandpa Gohan, let his son get kidnapped by a short lizard thing named after food, let some idiot Cell kill him. Yep, Goku would best be a world- defender! Even though he needs very sufficient quantities of food, I'm sure the cooks at Z team headquarters will take care of it.
***At Z team Headquarters*** CRAP! Goku is coming, summon everyone. He is gonna eat everything, and then trample us! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Einstein_006: I'm sure Z team will be quite happy and proud to have Goku join their gang. Now, do you think Vegeta will ever beat Goku?
Me: Of course not! Secretly, Goku is like Super Saiyain 1 billion ½, he just likes adding some action to his own TV show!
Einstein_006: Nice. Very Nice. Last part of the interview, can you please give a statement to end this damn article and I can go home and eat and-
Me: Sure!
Einstein_006: Nice statement, goodbye.
Me: Wait, wait! Oh well....
And so ends the first issue of my article. Enjoy reading it, MUAHAHHAHAHAHA! Come back for-well, just come back, you'll see what I have for you, I just have to think it up!