The spoof-o-nater presents (drumroll)
THE MATRIX WEEEEEE!
Neo sat in his small cabin in the Nebacaneser contemplating how he could kill someone with the banana in his right hand and the speck of dust in the other.
"I know how," Neo announced to flufficens, his stuffed animal.
Neo quickly did some…..thing wtith the banana and the dust.
"LOOKA HERE! IT'SA BOMB! MOMMA MIYA!"
Neo proudly held up a banana with a speck of dust on it. Just then Trinity walked in the room.
"Hey new watcha…,"Neo nailed Trinity with the banana which blew up all over her face.
"Die evil demon from HELL!"
"Ummm…Neo have you been smoking rocks with that Mike kid again?
"Only a little…," Neo promised.
"Uh huh. Well anyway ur buddy is here to play with you."
"YYYYYAAAAAYYYYY! ROLL HIM IN! ROLL HIM IN!"
Trinity walked out of the room and came back with Agent Smith tied to a hand cart.
"Hello, Mr. Anderson."
"Hiya Smithy! Alright. Give me the freakin' money."
"Waahh…," Neo slapped him hard on the face.
"You heard me! Give me the freakin pile of bunnies!'
"Neo what are you (slaps) Ow! Hey stop that!"
"I SAID GIVE ME THE FREAKIN' HORSE BLOOD!"
"NEO," Smith yelled, "GET OFF THE FREAKIN' ROCKS MAN! IT'S NOT COOL!"
Neo ran out of the room yelling "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEE?"
"Wow. That'll last forever and again."
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And I have only this to say……… "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"