Firebolt Race

Disclaimer: The song 'Bicycle Race' belongs to Queen, and the characters from Harry Potter belong to J.K. Rowling, and not me (although I wouldn't say no to Fred Weasley!).

I'm not making any money from this, I'm just sharing the madness and wasting precious time!

Author's Note: OK, this is my first remotely funny parody. I wrote it at about 2am last night because I couldn't sleep. It had me giggling anyway! =)

It's to be sung to 'Bicycle Race' by Queen. You may have to be a little.inventive with the rhythm in some places though!

Here goes!

Firebolt! Firebolt! Firebolt!

I want to ride my-

Firebolt! Firebolt! Firebolt!

I want to ride my Firebolt,

I want to ride my broom,

I think I've lost my Firebolt,

I left it in the Common Room

You say Fred,

I say George,

You say Gred,

I say Forge,

You say James,

I say Li-ly,

Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs,

They're Marauders forever!

You say house,

I say elf,

You say socks,

Gimme a choice (A/N Yes, I know that doesn't rhyme!)

You say red,

I say green,

Do not support You-Know-Who,

Curse wizards, kill Muggles too,

All I wanna do is

Firebolt! Firebolt! Firebolt!

I want to ride my

Firebolt! Firebolt! Firebolt! Firebolt!

I want to ride my Firebolt,

I want to ride my broom,

I think I've lost my Firebolt,

I left it in the

Great Quidditch matches are coming your way,

So forget about lessons today,

Cute Weasley twins, they'll be flying today,

So "Look out for those Beaters!" they'll say

On your marks,

Get set,

Go!

Firebolt race,

Firebolt race,

Firebolt race,

Firebolt! Firebolt! Firebolt!

I want to ride my

Firebolt, Firebolt,

Firebolt, Firebolt, Firebolt,

Firebolt race.

(cue cheering and sounds of Quidditch match [instead of the bicycle bells])

You say Ron,

I say Dean,

Filtwick's nice,

Snape is mean!

Vik-tor!

I say cool it man,

He may be good at Quidditch,

But he's not that good looking,

He said smile,

I say cheese,

Colin C, I said "Please,

Put that down!" I say Merlin!

I don't wanna be a famous guy, cameras flashing in my eyes,

All I wanna do is.

Firebolt! Firebolt! Firebolt!

I want to ride my-

Firebolt! Firebolt! Firebolt!

I want to ride my Firebolt,

I want to ride my broom,

I think I've lost my Firebolt,

I left it in the Common Room.

Thus ends the madness. Please, if you actually took the time to read it, review. I'd like to know what ppl think. Constructive criticism will probably be ignored, after all, this is just a bit of fun!

I may carry on doing Queen songfics. Perhaps such titles as 'We are the Weasleys.' Mwa hah haaah.