Author's Note: All I have to say is that this is to the tune of "Augustus Gloop" from the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie. Please don't ask me what I was on when I wrote it.
Scene: At the graveyard in GoF, while Peter is cooking up Voldemort's new body. The Death Eaters had gathered before the revival of their master and began singing because they were bored and many of them were high anyway.
Lord Voldemort, Lord Voldemort,
The deadly, dangerous, ugly wart.
Lord Voldemort, so cruel and vile,
Though he's been dead for quite a while.
"Come on!" We cried, "The time is ripe
To revive our master this night!"
But don't, dear, Peter, be alarmed,
Lord Voldemort will not be harmed,
Lord Voldemort will not be harmed!
Although of course, we must admit,
He will be altered quite a bit.
Potter's blood will be protection,
From the boy's painful connection.
We'll boil him for a minute more
Until we're absolutely sure
Then out he comes, by God, by grace!
A miracle has taken place,
A miracle has taken place.
This evil lord, this man of pain
Is feared by wizards once again
For how could muggles thrive that much,
When Lord Voldie's back with a GRUDGE!
And at that moment the cauldron begins steaming very badly and the new Voldie rises out of it and is greeted with the sight of his Death Eaters dancing and chanting like Oompa-Loompas!