Hey ho~! I'm sorry for not updating [Faded] but getting no review and whatsoever, I feel sad... :'(

But no, I'm not leaving the story, Still working on it. But, in the mean time, this story had been begging to be wrote and it made me crazy not writing this.

This is a new fandom for me, even though I've been (and always be) a fan of One Piece since the first ep, but...well.. I have just sticking around to the fic lately.

At first I want to make this one shot fic, but because one and another things, I decided to make several chapters, with no connection (well some maybe have) to the other. So I'll definitely update this story when I did get some idea. Just say, it will be a never ending story but it did end ;P

And (this is funny actually) Once I finished this story (before publishing this) I stumbled upon a story made by Kpuffs [the day it began] I recommend this story, it was sooo fluffy~; the writer had a very similar idea and situation to me, luckily the role wasn't the same. I did notice the author, so I hope everything will be okay. Without further ado, let the story begin...,

And I still do not own One Piece, else they will be going to search their soulmate, not the one piece and the whole story crumbled... -_-a

How to : (1) Make Him Blush -ZoSan-

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The room was still dark with only a glint of sunrays. The snore was complimenting each other, making a stupid orchestra rhythmically. Nobody was awake, though some conversation could be heard – somehow.

"Sanji…. Meshi…." Mumbled the noirette boy with a scar below his left still shutting eyes.

"You just have your dinner, Luffy…" replied the long nose man still deep in his sleep.

"But I am hungry…."

"Shut up… you guys are noisy." grunted the green haired man annoyed, but yes, he was still sleeping.

"I want the cotton candy, Sanji… That look delicious…" dreamt the cute little tanuki – [I am not a racoon! I am a reindeer!] [Oh Okay.. lemme fix that] – dreamt the cute little tonakai.

"Sanji-san, can I get some warm milk? I feel cold, though I don't have any skin to feel it…" added the afro boned guy with a sleeping bubble still forming from his unseen nose.

"Guys seriously… are you still sleeping?" asked the now awaken blonde from his not so beautiful sleep, frowning in the process. How could these guys still sleeping despite all these delirious talks? He couldn't believe it, though it was reality, it was his life and he liked it. Sanji was now awake. Being a morning person that he was, he slided down from his hammock in their shared room then trotting carefully not to step on his nakama whom was being scattered on the floor. He guessed the boys were fighting last night – in their sleep – and yes, they fell from their own hammock and nobody bothered to be back in.

The blonde walked to the toilet, took some refreshing cold water onto his face. When the water touched his pale skin, he shivered a bit and came back to his full senses. 'So what will we have today...' he thought while rubbing the yellow towel on his face, drying the still dripping water to his long pale neck.

Walked back to the kitchen, he passed the male barrack once again and took a peek inside, checking who was already up. The others still slept soundly, even after that stupid delirious talk, nobody seems fazed - at all. He breathed in his lit cigarette before he blew it out. The blonde smiled before his leg brought him to the kitchen starting his routines.

"Robiin-chwaan... Nami-swaaan ohayouuu..." Spun Sanji with a heart in his eye, when he spotted the two brightest women in the galley - oh well, they both were the only women in the brig sloop. Robin giving him a warm chuckled with her elegant smile, and a "Ohayou, cook-san" as a replied, while Nami gave him a "haai.. haii... Ohayou Sanji-kun." Which yes, making the blonde womanizer swooned in the process.

"Today I serve you a lemon crepes with blueberry cream cheese. I hope you enjoy today breakfast, ladies-tachi" explained Sanji in his well manner tone and gesture while serving the dishes on the table where the ladies seated. The smell sure was great. Up until now they had been sailing together, everybody know Sanji's food is the best of the best. This one too, will be a very terrific dishes. Not long after he put the dishes in front of the ladies, those men were all gathering up, lured by the great smell of Sanji's cooking which always made the blonde's heart swell with proud and happiness. He loved it when he watched how the crew eat, fighting one another for the food he made, like they will never have enough. It was something he could boast about it now, or even in the future. Luffy and Ussop seated obediently beside Nami, with Luffy's hand holding both the fork and knife and a big shinny grin on his face. Chopper seated on Zoro's green head, starting to beam when he saw the sweet breakfast. Zoro on the other hand, still had that big yawn. Later Brook walked in together with Franky whom had the night shift. Once the plate had been served, all of the crew started to chat, ate, bickered (of course this has to be the blonde vs the green hair men), stealing each other food, chocking on the food, poking a certain noirette roamed hand. On and on, it was a very bright and peaceful day.

After breakfast was over, everybody was back to their own world. Ussop was fooling around with of course Luffy and Chopper, Nami was checking the voyage route, Robin was busy in the library picking some interesting book she had bought back from the last island they had docked in. Franky was back into the men barrack resting himself from the boring night shift (which was nice, because it was a sign of peaceful day), brook was sipping his tea while reading the newspaper; leaving a certain swordsman and one very capable cook in the now silent kitchen.

"What are you doing…? I thought you'll go straight to do your sweating routines."

"Take a break once in a while, it won't hurt anything." Sanji's visible eye widen hearing the answered from Zoro. It seemed strange to get that kind of statement – hey this was Zoro we were talking about. It would be snowing tonight, wouldn't it?

"You okay, Marimo?"

"What?"

"You seem sick to me..."

"What are you tal-"

"Never in my dream nor my brain, you will be missing this morning routine." Cut the blonde, while cleaning up the still left mess on the table. Zoro just gave a grunt, making the blonde laughing in return. Sanji washed his hand after cleaning the table, walked to the back of the still scowling swordsman, placing his pale hand to the tan cheek from behind and tilting back the green hair man to have a better view.

"Been missing me?" the blonde asked smirking.

"In your dream… Kuso Cook…" growled Zoro but still he pushed the blonde head, diminished the space between, locking their lips together. Not wasting anymore time, the swordsman bit Sanji's lower lip to gain access to his cavern. The cook gave the permission easily, remembering how long he had been longing his Marimo. Their tongues met and battling for dominance, though Sanji was a persistent man who won't give up so easily, he still letting Zoro to entered him. They were savoring their own taste, fulfilling their yearning of each other.

"Looks.. l-like you've been… wanting me that much… Kuso kenshin…" said the blonde breaking their kiss, panted so hard. His pale face was now flushed red, heated because of the skillful tongue of his beloved swordsman.

"Heh… How can't I? You are always look so delicious." Grinned Zoro making the flushed face flush even brighter. Zoro stood to admire the blonde's slender frame.

"Keh.. kuso Marimo… Never know you were a sweet talker." Whined Sanji gazing to other way, so the green hair man, didn't notice his now redden as tomato face. Too bad he did notice. Smirking, Zoro brought his hand to Sanji's chin and lifting it so they were staring at each other. The warm hazel bead was staring intensely into the only visible azure bead. Sanji could feel his face nearly explode from the heat. Trying to control his self, Sanji pulled away his face. Zoro knew his blonde was embarrass and somewhat afraid, hell he was always pretend to be strong and denying himself. Instead of forcing him to look at him, Zoro cupped his still redden face and leaning forward to reach the blonde's ear. Sanji nearly cum in his pants because of that sinfully husky damn sexy voice rang in his ear.

"Hey… I want you…" DAMN marimo! How could he play with his lust meter like that? Sanji gulped his sudden lump in the throat,

"N-not now m-marimo…" shit! His voice was betraying him, stuttered declining Zoro's demand, it was so damn screwed. 'DAMN! He realized…' thought the blonde, seeing that cocky smirk plastered on Zoro's lips.

"Then… when do you want?"

"I- Don't know Marimo… O-out now! Either you help me clean this place or you can go back to your training rou-"

"I'll help." Cut Zoro wantonly. Sanji did feel his only visible eye go widen in disbelief. Since when this shitty swordsman did boring chores like this voluntarily.

"You really are sick…" snorted Sanji.

"Looks like you really wanna check up on me, don't you?"

"pervert…"

"look who's talking." Smirked the green hair man with his back now facing a confused cook, starting to wash the dirty plates in the sink. After several minutes, Sanji successfully regained his self's control, he then walked to the swordsman's left, helping with the dripping dish, wiped it dry.

"I can finish this. Bet you need some rest after feeding those glutton monsters."

"Nah, is okay. I've been always doing this anyway."

"There's no harm to relax once in a while."

"Hmm… it's rare for you to help me also, it's nice to -" Sanji suddenly stopped, realizing the next word he was gonna said was also a surprising thing even for him.

"To?" asked Zoro not stopping what he did.

"… t-to…" Sanji felt his discomfort again. He knew the swordsman loved him as he is, but why him? Why loving someone whom was so useless like him? Someone who was only a trash like him? Why him? Zoro was a proud and capable man. His dream was so real and everybody knew he could reach it. Compare to him… He was nothing. He was..-

"Oh c'mon… spit it out." Sanji startled, but the deep bariton voice was clearing his clouded head. Zoro could read his lover's indecisive and fear. Actually, Zoro wasn't a man who like to force anything on somebody, he really valued a person private space, but knowing Sanji's nature, he need to pushed him a little – for now. Sanji didn't dare to face Zoro, he cleared his throat before finally continuing what he was going to say with his trembling lips.

"… t-to.. to be beside… you…" finished him with a deep shade of red on his not so pale cheek (off course, he was blushing from time to time now haha). Zoro was really catch off guard, who knew Sanji was going to say something cute – oh… he forgot that Sanji was always be the sensitive one, of course he would appreciate every little unimportant aspect like this. 'was he trying to seduce me or what?' thought Zoro with his usual frowned face.

"So, you like to be beside me?" asked Zoro getting a good idea to teased the blonde.

"Y-you heard me…"

"Oh, I heard you, beside…." Now it was Zoro's turn to hung the word.

"beside?" Sanji frowned, looking into his direction. 'Gotcha! He took the bait.' inner Zoro was smirking. The swordsman suddenly intrude the blonde's private space,

"beside… you couldn't drive me away even if you want." Whispered Zoro with his hoarse voice, just an inch away from Sanji's ear. "Too bad you are doomed to be with me, forever, baka Cook." He added smirking, fueling the redness on Sanji face to it max.

"K-kh…. K-ku-k… KUSO MARIMOO YAROOOO…!" shouted Sanji with all his might, suppressing his possible nearly bled nose, making the green hair man laughed to his heart content. Oh, how Zoro loved his tension of the burning love. He really should do this often, he was so damn cute embarrassing like this.

"Sa-SANJII… ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!" shouted Ussop suddenly banging the door open with utter horror.

"SA-SANJIII… what happen?" chimed Chopper behind Ussop, with a little pant.

"SANJII, ZORO!" Luffy also came, not panting, but he was sure rushing his way to the kitchen.

"WH- WHAT?!" Asked Sanji shocked with the sudden entrance, while Zoro still laughing hard.

"What was that shout?" asked Chopper.

"We thought you both is going to kill each other." Said Luffy with a sudden relief on his face, realizing there was no way his crew was going to do something horrid. Just when Sanji tried to explain the situation, Ussop just cut his word.

"Seriously guys… if you want to flirt around, please do exclude us from yours." Sighed Ussop. He grasped the situation fully. 'This stupid love-dovey couple' the sniper thought.

"WH-What is the meaning of it?!" exclaimed Sanji trying to hid their action. Unfortunately, his face betrayed him. Even Ussop could read him like an open book. Luffy and Chopper weren't able to catch the whole thing, so both could only watch their bickering, while Zoro still trying to stopped his laugh.

"what's so funny Zoro?" asked Luffy tilting his head to the left – a trademark of his if he was confuse.

"Nothing, just-" Zoro mouth was now covered with two pale warm hands, they had a red apple smell added with honey crisp and tobacco flower, they were Sanji's smell. Oh how Zoro always craved for this sensation.

"Just what?" asked Luffy persistent.

"It's just that, this stupid marimo is trying to steal some sake. So, I have to teach him a lesson!" answered Sanji with his sudden idea popping up in his mind, 'Oh thank you brain, you worked good in this emergency situation.' Innocent Chopper and simple Luffy were easily drop their question in an instant, but not for the long nose sniper. Though Sanji realize that Ussop didn't believe him completely, he thanked Ussop that he let the subject passed. The triplet walked out from the room to explained to the other crew, then continued what they had left off.

Sanji sighed, he was indeed relief and forgetting what he did until a muffle voice reached his ear. He then released his hand from Zoro's mouth.

"Oi kuso Cook, you trying to kill me?" whined the green hair man.

"I am… who said you allowed to tell them what had happened?"

"Why? I'm not to?"

"Off course not, baka Marimo…! I don't want to be their stupid joke."

"It's not like they don't know our relationship."

"I know, but…"

"C'mon… it's because they love you, kuso…." Grinned Zoro while yanking the golden mane to diminishing their gap and locking their lips.

It was a quick kiss but Sanji did feel a flutter in his stomach. He filled with Zoro's love and what could you ask for more?

"Rest now Kuso. I'll finish the rest." Said Zoro standing up and walked straight to the kitchen sink, leaving a cutely pouting Sanji. 'I thought he wants me now...' thought Sanji, but Sanji was Sanji whom always try to keep his composure around his lover, though he failed most of the time.

"If you insist..." Said Sanji agreeing. A rest sound tempting, and he couldn't agree more once a while rest was needed. He walked towards Zoro,

"Well then Marimo-kun, I'll leave it to you. Thank you for your kindness." Teased Sanji, placing a chaste kiss on the green hair man's right cheek.

"I'm not doing this for free, Cook.."

"You what?!"

"It's not free."

"What do you want, Kuso Marimo?" Whined Sanji peeved. He just couldn't believe the Marimo helped him for something in return.

"Your body..." Said the Marimo nonchalantly. The blue sea bead widen. "Yeah that sounds good." Added Zoro with a smirked – that cocky bastard smirked.

"In your dream, moss brain!" Pouted Sanji resisting a sudden urge to pounced his lover. Luckily, He did manage to control his self and decided to run away in an instant. Walking out from the kitchen, he shrugged his hand into his pocket. He reached his cigarette pack, popping one, and lighted it up. Inhaling from the dead stick, he then blew the smoke out his lungs. He managed to calm his swinging emotion right away. Being with lover was always irritating and lovely in the same time. He wondered how come Zoro could easily flicked his button, anytime, anywhere. They were always insulting and bickering at each other. But in the same time, it was how they express their love on each other. It may not nice, but it was sweet in some way they liked it. The blonde smiled and walk away to the shared barrack. 'a nice hot bath would be nice' he thought to himself. He took his orange striped shirt, black slick pants and (ehm) briefs, then made his trip to the bathroom.

"Lucky, nobody's in." he thought. With a small jumped he went into the bathroom and start stripping, and it was where he noticed a falling paper. He frowned for several seconds, in the end he took the paper. It was folded. Curious took him over, so he opened up and…

[Why should I wait in your dream, while we are here? It's not like I love you only in your dream. I still love you even you are a shitty cook and an ero-curly brow.]

Fortunately for the blonde that he was in the bathroom alone. He could feel he was heating up. His pale skin was now red from -yes! – top to the bottom, all because of that one stupid note Zoro slipped it for him. That bastard really knew how to make the blonde blushed – furiously.

I hope Sanji's character wasn't that Out of him... He was a womanly man.. Hahaha~

So how was it? Good bad? too cheesy? Haha~ please do review so, I could do others better.

It really was similar to the other story right? I was also surprised :"D

Jyaa~ 'till next time ^o^/

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