Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy or Square-Enix or any character from their games.

My first one shoot. Written in twenty minutes. I inspired myself with a page of a FF VII manga. It was in japanese, so I could not understand a word, but I got the idea . This is the dream of many lads, I'm sure. And of many characters of FF VII .

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A brilliant yellow light engulfed his entire form. He expected to turn into a blackened hunk of meat, but this did not happen.

'Strange' though Cloud 'I don't wear a bolt ring and it doesn't hurt me. And Sephiroth is very powerful with his materia'.

The light faded, and he felt himself standing at the same point, arms crossed, protecting his face.

He could still heard Barret and Vincent's shoots. Nothing had changed…

Almost.

He opened his eyes, and saw a pair of black leather boots. A pair of giant black leather boots.

"What the…"

It was a mini spell! And, looking upwards, there was a giant Sephiroth smirking.

'Aw, crap. Now he will want to stomp me!'

But he felt carried by a mysterious force witch lifted him and then something soft and warm pressed against his entire body.

"You shall not touch him!" he heard Tifa cry. But her voice was strange, and the soft thing witch was pressing him trembled with each word.

Then he was able to turn his neck to a better position.

'Oh my, OH MY!'

And he passed out.

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"Uh… Tifa?" said Sephiroth.

"What do you want? You maniac!"

"I think you should consider looking at what you are hugging so protectively"

She did it.

Poor (or not) Cloud had passed out, but not due to suffocation. He was smiling in bliss and with a nose bleeding.

'The girls don't do tha' kind o' thin's when I'm in tha' state' thought Barret.

"Man, how I envy him!" muttered Vincent.

"You're telling me" said Sephiroth.

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Teehehe, well, not very good but it was fun to imagine Barret, Sephy and Vinni's faces at this sight.

Ahem!

R&R. Don't throw unnecessary flames, please. If you do, I'll turn you into mini, and have Palmer hug and kiss you XD.

Just kidding.