KUNG LAO.
Me:Yo Kung.
Lao:'Sup dude.
Me:Dude I must say you are kinda' gay.
Lao:I'm not...gay...well...OK you found me out I'm a BI boy.
Lao sobs.
Me:It's OK bro' we all have secrets.
I pat his back.
Lao:That really helps me.
Me:Kung would you be mad if I said your parents are backstage right now.
Lao:No...no that can't be true.
Me:No it's true.
Kung Dad:Hello Lao.
Lao:Ummm hi pop.
Kung Mom:Give mommy a kiss.
Lao:Ma we're on national television.
Me:Mister Kung how do you feel knowing that your son is BI.
Kung Dad:Please call me Kung Dad. And I don't mind at all.
Kung Mom:I'm not. People think that parents are suposed to be supportive well I'm a bitch.
Me:(mumbling)I can see that.
Kung Mom:Huh?
Me:Nothing.
Lao:Wait this is my private life. I demand you leave.
Me:Hmmmm...no.
Lao:DIE.
Lao throws blade hat at camera dude.
Camera Dude:Oh my god.
Lao:Woops. Sorry I have bad aim.
Me:Maybe we should go to comercial.

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The End.