Ziggy's Corner: Okay I've done this type of story with my Avatar the Last Airbender, and it became a massive hit! I just hope that the same can be said of Sly and his friends! Review, review, review!

KNOW YOUR STARS: SLY COOPER STYLE

Sly Cooper

Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper! He likes to go into a small closet and practice his make out techniques with his cane, he named Carmelita.

Sly looked and scowled for a moment. "Wait a moment, first my cane doesn't have a name, and secondly I don't go into my closet to practice make out techniques." He was cornered, a talent agent pleaded with everyone to appear on this show, which would let their fans know more about themselves.

Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper! His penis is only a half inch long!

Sly blinked and shook his head. "MY WHAT IS ONLY WHAT! What are you doing looking down there anyway? And where are you? I can only hear your voice!"

Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper! He likes putting peanut butter in his eyes and screaming I'm a pretty pony!

"Now come ON! I do not put peanut butter in my eyes and scream about being a pretty pony!"

Then why are you doing that in this tape I recorded while I was stalking you?

A tape plays with a very large overweight bald man jumping around in a tutu prancing around calling himself a pretty little pony. Instead of peanut butter its jelly in his eyes.

"That's not even me! And there's jelly in his eyes!"

Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper! He thinks peanut butter is really jelly.

"That's because it is jelly!" He stood up and twirled his cane.

"This guy is weird," Bentley said.

Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper! He's got the hots for Neyla's panties!

"As nice as those might be, I do not have the hots for a piece of clothing!' Sly growled. "Especially when they belong to a dead lunatic."

Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper! He keeps Carmelita locked up in his sock drawer!

"And how the hell could she fit in that!" Sly shot to his feet. "This is stupid, I'm leaving."

And now you know, Sly Cooper, A Springer Spaniel who makes out with his cane in his closet, has a half an inch penis, puts peanut butter in his eyes and dances around like a pansy, with the hots of a dead lunatic's panties, and keeps his love interest in his sock drawer!

"None of that is TRUE! NOT ONE BIT OF IT!" Sly tried to find the man, but could only hear the horrible laughter as the cameras rolled away.

So how was it? Next up is Bentley.