Author's Note: Something funny for the Holidays…I think I was on drugs while doing this. I felt so high and cheery Oh well enjoy
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note…Yet… D
Deck the Halls
It was Christmas eve that time when the radio started playing a familiar tune…And upon hearing it, the cast of Death Note gawked at the radio as if it was a strange kind of object…
Deck the halls with blood so gory!
Fra lala lala lala la la!
Tis the season to be jolly!
Fra lala lala lala la la!
Light's a Killin'!
L's a Findin'!
Fra lala lalala la la la!
Misa's happy sweets are bakin'!
Fra lalalala la la la la!
Everyone blinked slightly before looking at Light. Dejectedly, he looked away as the accusing stares were given to him.
L: I'm 100 percent sure you're Kira. -points at Light-
Light: Oh come now L, it's a stupid song…no one would believe that…
Misa: Quiet! Misa-Misa is trying to listen!
Matsuda again is falling!
Fra lala lala lala la la!
Aizawa's comes for savin'!
Fra lala lala lala la la!
Teru's screamin'!
Near's a playin'!
Fra lala lalala la la la!
Mello comes and hits on Matt!
Fra lalalala la la la la!
This time the gang's focus was not on Light as they laughed after one of the verses were sang.
Misa: Matsuda and Aizawa sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Matusda: I only fell once! ONCE! And Aizawa didn't come and save me!
Aizawa: Actually…we did… but it doesn't mean me and Matsuda are like THAT!
Misa: Reasons…
L&Light: Excuses…
Near: -looks at Mello and Matt- I knew there was something happening between the two of you…
Mello: I do not hit on MATT GOD DAMN IT! FUCKING BITCH SINGING THAT THING WILL DIE! I'LL HUNT IT DOWN AND WRING ITS NECK!
Matt: I have no comment…there is no truth to this…
Near: Mello, you sound so guilty…are you sure you're not hitting on Matt?
Mello: YES!
Matt: No…
Mello: What!?
Matt: -shurgs- I thought you were hitting on me yesterday…
Light: Alright, everyone shut up…the song is almost over…
Now this song is almost over!
Fra lala lala lala la la!
Light really is Kira!
Fra lala lala lala la la!
He's the guy with God-complex!
Fra lala lalala la la la!
And he wants to touch L's booties!
Fra lalalala la la la la!
Fra lalalala la la la la!
All eyes would then fall on Light.
Light: Now the last part of that song is a lie!
Misa: You were lying to Misa-Misa! I cant believe you're type is Ryuzaki-kun!
Light: Misa you know you're the only one I love…
Misa: Liar!
L: …I don't like being molested by the way…it's a serious offence to both genders…I will deliver extreme justice on you if you ever try to pull a stunt like that on me.
And on and on, the night went by with them arguing, and Mello hunting down the writer of the song.