Celebrity Deathmatch: Mario Edition
Disclaimer Dealy: I do not own the following:
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Daisy
Bowser
Wario
Johnny Gomez
Nick Diamond
The Mario Series
CDM
Anyway, It's just clay ;-)
What will happen when two enemies of a famous plumbers battle in a match?
Who will win the heart of a famous plumber?
Who will win the battle we like to call, Momma Mia, Thas a spicy plumber?
These answers and more on CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH: Mario Edition
-Pyros go off inside the deathmatch arena as the announcers of the evening introduce themselves.-
Johnny Gomez (JG): Welcome to Celebrity Deathmatch everybody. I'm Johnny Gomez.
Nick Diamond (ND): And I'm Nick Diamond. We have a lot of carnage to get to tonight, and all the matches have one thing in Common.
-Cut to the original Super Mario Bros. For NES-
ND (Voiceover): All of tonight's matches star the characters from one of the defining video game series of all time, Mario! All the combatants tonight have a grudge with each other and willing to fight to the death to get them over with.
-Cut back to the arena, where the crowd is going nuts-
JG: That's right, Nick. Here are tonight's matches.
Our first bout will feature two of Mario's nemeses from his many games. Wario will take on King of all Koopa's, Bowser. Match 1: Wario vs. Bowser.
Our second bout has two of the leading ladies who both has fought for Mario's love. Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach, will take on the Princess of Sarasaland (A/N: Kingdom in Super Mario Land -GB-), Daisy. Match 2: Peach vs. Daisy.
Our Main Event will feature the two plumber brothers themselves. The man in the red shirt, Mario, will take on his younger green loving brother, Luigi, in the battle we like to call, Momma Mia, thas a spicy plumber! Main Event: Mario vs. Luigi
(A/N: I have no idea how spell her name, so the girl backstage will be known as Debbie M.)
ND: Now we throw it back to Debbie M. who has one our second bout combatants, Debbie?
DM: Yes Nick, I have here Daisy, the lovely Princess who starred in Super Mario Land. Now Daisy, how do you plan to take out Peach tonight?
Daisy: Well, Debbie, I just plan to talk it out with her first off, and if she don't listen, whack her dumb little brains around.
Peach: Now wait just a minute. You have no idea who you are talking about. I am the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, and if you don't stop talking...
Daisy: Shut your yap you blonde-haired bitch!
-They start smacking each other around as security come back to break them up.-
JG: That's looks like that match is going to be a heated one. And we are about ready to watch our first match of the night. Wario vs. Bowser.
ND: And this is no ordinary match, Johnny. In fact, all matches here tonight will have themes to them...
JG: Don't ruin it for the viewers, Nick.
Yes fans, this battle of the Mario nemeses will take place in the Deathmatch ring, surrounded by...
ND: -in a Dr. Evil voice- Liquid Hot Magma.
JG: Thanks for that imitation, Nick. And our combatants are being lowers into the ring from the ceiling; don't wanna burn them that easily.
-In the ring-
Mills Lane: I want a good clean fight. No tail snapping, no pipe smashing, and no great balls of fire.
Let's get it on.
-Bell rings-
JG: And this match is under way.
Bowser: -Grunts-
Subtitles: You call yourself an enemy. You went soft in all those Wario Land games.
Wario: Oh yea, you big over-grown lizard. Let's see what ya got.
ND: Oh, and Wario runs right into Bowser's shell, head first, only to be knocked over by that heavy shells protective layer.
Wario: That-a won't stop me.
-He repeats running into Bowser on have his head smashed in-
Wario: Is that the best you got.
-Bowser walks over to Wario, and flicks with this hand into the ring corner. He runs to him, and starts gnawing at him with his sharp claws. Wario is left with claw marks on his chest and stomach-
JG: And it looks like Bowser has an easy advantage of this match. Where does Wario think he is going?
-Wario climbs the turnbuckle, looks like he is gonna lose balance, and stands there. Bowser had turned his back. Wario leaps into the air, and lands on Bowser, with hands locked around his neck. One of the spikes on Bowser's tail sticks into Wario's leg.-
Wario: Ouch, that-a hurt.
ND: He landed right on Bowser, and what does he plan on doing now.
-Wario reaches into his pocket, pulls out a pipe, and shoves it up Bowser's nose.-
Bowser: -Growls in pain-
JG: Ohhhh, that had to hurt. Remember kids, shoving foreign objects up one's nose is dangerous to one's health. -Cash Register sounds-
-Wario leaps down to the ring, pulls out of metal cup from his pocket, reaches out of the ring, and scoops up some lava. Bowser is trying to recover from the pipe up his nose, finally has.-
Wario: Hey, lizard brain. -He runs at Bowser, and throws the lava into one of Bowser's eyes.-
Bowser: -Growls again-
JG: It looks like Wario has gained control of this match. Bowser's eyeball has just fallen out it's socket! Looks like he is going to have trouble finishing this match.
-Wario takes out a crowbar from his pocket, and starts opening up Bowser's shell. It flies into the lava, and burns. It leaves a very tall, but skinny Koopa in it's place.-
Wario: The king of all-a Koopas is a skinny freak. Well, nice knowing-a you, Bowser.
-Wario runs once again at Bowser and smacks in the head with the crowbar making him fall over the ropes and into the lava.-
Mills: And the winner is, Wario!
JG: Great match, and when we get back, the second bout of the night will take place. Stay tuned for part two in the Chapters list.
-CD logo appears and the camera fades to black-
Disclaimer Dealy: I do not own the following:
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Daisy
Bowser
Wario
Johnny Gomez
Nick Diamond
The Mario Series
CDM
Anyway, It's just clay ;-)
What will happen when two enemies of a famous plumbers battle in a match?
Who will win the heart of a famous plumber?
Who will win the battle we like to call, Momma Mia, Thas a spicy plumber?
These answers and more on CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH: Mario Edition
-Pyros go off inside the deathmatch arena as the announcers of the evening introduce themselves.-
Johnny Gomez (JG): Welcome to Celebrity Deathmatch everybody. I'm Johnny Gomez.
Nick Diamond (ND): And I'm Nick Diamond. We have a lot of carnage to get to tonight, and all the matches have one thing in Common.
-Cut to the original Super Mario Bros. For NES-
ND (Voiceover): All of tonight's matches star the characters from one of the defining video game series of all time, Mario! All the combatants tonight have a grudge with each other and willing to fight to the death to get them over with.
-Cut back to the arena, where the crowd is going nuts-
JG: That's right, Nick. Here are tonight's matches.
Our first bout will feature two of Mario's nemeses from his many games. Wario will take on King of all Koopa's, Bowser. Match 1: Wario vs. Bowser.
Our second bout has two of the leading ladies who both has fought for Mario's love. Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach, will take on the Princess of Sarasaland (A/N: Kingdom in Super Mario Land -GB-), Daisy. Match 2: Peach vs. Daisy.
Our Main Event will feature the two plumber brothers themselves. The man in the red shirt, Mario, will take on his younger green loving brother, Luigi, in the battle we like to call, Momma Mia, thas a spicy plumber! Main Event: Mario vs. Luigi
(A/N: I have no idea how spell her name, so the girl backstage will be known as Debbie M.)
ND: Now we throw it back to Debbie M. who has one our second bout combatants, Debbie?
DM: Yes Nick, I have here Daisy, the lovely Princess who starred in Super Mario Land. Now Daisy, how do you plan to take out Peach tonight?
Daisy: Well, Debbie, I just plan to talk it out with her first off, and if she don't listen, whack her dumb little brains around.
Peach: Now wait just a minute. You have no idea who you are talking about. I am the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, and if you don't stop talking...
Daisy: Shut your yap you blonde-haired bitch!
-They start smacking each other around as security come back to break them up.-
JG: That's looks like that match is going to be a heated one. And we are about ready to watch our first match of the night. Wario vs. Bowser.
ND: And this is no ordinary match, Johnny. In fact, all matches here tonight will have themes to them...
JG: Don't ruin it for the viewers, Nick.
Yes fans, this battle of the Mario nemeses will take place in the Deathmatch ring, surrounded by...
ND: -in a Dr. Evil voice- Liquid Hot Magma.
JG: Thanks for that imitation, Nick. And our combatants are being lowers into the ring from the ceiling; don't wanna burn them that easily.
-In the ring-
Mills Lane: I want a good clean fight. No tail snapping, no pipe smashing, and no great balls of fire.
Let's get it on.
-Bell rings-
JG: And this match is under way.
Bowser: -Grunts-
Subtitles: You call yourself an enemy. You went soft in all those Wario Land games.
Wario: Oh yea, you big over-grown lizard. Let's see what ya got.
ND: Oh, and Wario runs right into Bowser's shell, head first, only to be knocked over by that heavy shells protective layer.
Wario: That-a won't stop me.
-He repeats running into Bowser on have his head smashed in-
Wario: Is that the best you got.
-Bowser walks over to Wario, and flicks with this hand into the ring corner. He runs to him, and starts gnawing at him with his sharp claws. Wario is left with claw marks on his chest and stomach-
JG: And it looks like Bowser has an easy advantage of this match. Where does Wario think he is going?
-Wario climbs the turnbuckle, looks like he is gonna lose balance, and stands there. Bowser had turned his back. Wario leaps into the air, and lands on Bowser, with hands locked around his neck. One of the spikes on Bowser's tail sticks into Wario's leg.-
Wario: Ouch, that-a hurt.
ND: He landed right on Bowser, and what does he plan on doing now.
-Wario reaches into his pocket, pulls out a pipe, and shoves it up Bowser's nose.-
Bowser: -Growls in pain-
JG: Ohhhh, that had to hurt. Remember kids, shoving foreign objects up one's nose is dangerous to one's health. -Cash Register sounds-
-Wario leaps down to the ring, pulls out of metal cup from his pocket, reaches out of the ring, and scoops up some lava. Bowser is trying to recover from the pipe up his nose, finally has.-
Wario: Hey, lizard brain. -He runs at Bowser, and throws the lava into one of Bowser's eyes.-
Bowser: -Growls again-
JG: It looks like Wario has gained control of this match. Bowser's eyeball has just fallen out it's socket! Looks like he is going to have trouble finishing this match.
-Wario takes out a crowbar from his pocket, and starts opening up Bowser's shell. It flies into the lava, and burns. It leaves a very tall, but skinny Koopa in it's place.-
Wario: The king of all-a Koopas is a skinny freak. Well, nice knowing-a you, Bowser.
-Wario runs once again at Bowser and smacks in the head with the crowbar making him fall over the ropes and into the lava.-
Mills: And the winner is, Wario!
JG: Great match, and when we get back, the second bout of the night will take place. Stay tuned for part two in the Chapters list.
-CD logo appears and the camera fades to black-