Where I come from isn't all that great
My boat is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me
I didn't go to tutorial island
Preppie girls never looked at me
Why should they?
I ain't nobody
Got nothing in my back pack
Varrock Castle
That's where I want to be
Livin' in Varrock Castle
Varrock Castle
Rolling like a king
Livin' in Varrock Castle
Look at all those king and queens
They're all so beautiful and clean
When the servants scrub the floors
They get the spaces in between
I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the fountain
'cause I'm the next big thing
Varrock Castle
That's where I want to be
Livin' in Varrock Castle
Varrock Castle
Rolling like a king
Livin' in Varrock Castle
The truth is I don't stand a chance
It's something that you're created into
And I just don't belong
No I don't
I'm just a no-class beat down jester
And I will always be that way
I might as well enjoy my life
And watch the princes play
Varrock Castle
That's where I want to be
Livin' in Varrock Castle
Varrock Castle
Rolling like a king
Livin' in Varrock Castle
Varrock Castle