Ninja's Wedding
By
Swordsman of Darkness
Diclaimer: I don't own naruto.
Summary: Hinata and Temari are trying to get married to Naruto at the same time. Thing is, whoever Naruto doesn't marry, the relation to that person will have Naruto's head as an war trophy.
This story starts out with our hero, Naruto Uzumaki, running for his dear life. As he was running, he was wondering how this happen to him as asked himself this qusetion 'How in the hell did this all start?'. Although he didn't know how he started running, he knew who was chasing him and why. His pursuers were Neji Hyuuga and Gaara of the Sand. The reason; they were planning on killing him if he said no to a question that was asked by Hinata Hyuuga and Temari of the Sand. The question was who was he going to marry. Naruto had been the boyfriend to both of these ladies. They both wanted a more deeper relationship with him.
Naruto was wondering where to go until he got a idea. "Oh yeah, Iruka-sensei could probably hide me." said the blonde ninja. He then made a mad dash towards the academy, lucky for him, it was the weekend, so no classes were in session. "Iruka-sensei, HELP ME!" yelled Naruto. "Naruto, what's wrong?" asked Iruka. "No time, hide me now!" said a scared silly Naruto. "Ok, in here." he said pointing to a pot. Once Naruto jumped in, Iruka pulled him back out. "No, not there." said the Chuunin ninja. "How about the closet, Iruka-sensei?" suggested Naruto. "Good Idea." said Iruka as he tossed his former student in the closet.
Meanwhile, Hinata and Temari were looking for Naruto as well as their relations. They weren't planning on killing him. "Hey, Hinata where do you think Naruto-kun could be?" asked Temari. "He could either be at home or talking to Iruka-sensei." replied Hinata. "Ok, Hey Sakura, Ino, can you do us a favor?" asked Temari. "Sure, what do you want?" asked Sakura "Can you look for Naruto-kun for us?" asked Hinata. "We have to find Gaara and Neji and calm and hold them down." said Temari. "If we find him, we will knock him out and bring him right to you." said Ino. "Thank you, Ino." said Hinata.
The two kunoichi who were enlisted by Hinata and Temari started looking for the next hokage. For the next hokage, Naruto wasn't scared to face death at an enemy's hands, he was scared that which girl he did marry, the relation to the other one would kill him on the spot. Sakura, knowing Naruto so well since she was on his team when they were genin went to the only place that Naruto would go to hide, The ninja academy.
Once there, they looked for Naruto's first real friend, Iruka-sensei. "Hello, Iruka-sensei." said both of the girls. "Hello, ladies, may I help you?" asked Iruka. "Yeah, Where did you put Naruto?" asked Sakura. In the closet, Naruto was shaking like he was scared of ghost. "He isn't here." said Iruka as he sweat dropped. "Stop lying." said a voice coming from the door. The girls and Iruka turned to see Gaara and Neji standing in the doorway. "I'm not lying." said the teacher. "How about this, If i see him, i will let know that you are looking for him." Iruka suggested. "Sure." said Gaara. "Alright." said Neji. As they left, Iruka was counting his blessings that escaped with his life.
"okay, tell us where Naruto is and we won't bring those two back in here." Ino suggested. Iruka, for the safety of his life, pointed to the closet, in which, that Kyuubi's vessel was hiding. "Thanks, Iruka-sensei." Sakura said with a smile. When they opened the door, they notice that Naruto had passed out from the excitement, which made their job easier. "Now to report to Hinata and Temari with their trophy." said Ino as she finished tying the bag shut.
The four girls then met in the backyard of Naruto's apartment. "So you got him?" asked Temari. "Right here in the bag." said Sakura. "Ano... Could you let him out, we will take it from here." said Hinata as she and Temari got some rope ready for when they turned Naruto over to them. "Here you go." said Ino. "Thanks, oh yeah, can you two be our bridemaids for the wedding?" asked Temari. "We'd like to." said Sakura. "Arigotou." said the Hyuuga heir and sister to the Kazekage.
In Hinata's home, Naruto awoke to find himself in peaceful surroundings, but he didn't know where he was until Hinata came in to check on him. "How are you doing, Naruto-kun?" asked Hinata. "HINATA, WHAT AM I DOING HERE?" Naruto yelled as he made a another mad dash for the door, but this time was stopped by a hit to the head with a bat by Temari.
20 minutes later, Naruto came to and saw Neji and Gaara looking directly at him. "H-H-Hey guys, what's up?" asked Naruto as he slowly headed for the door. "I wouldn't do that if I was you." said Neji. "What do you guys want from me?" asked Konoha's number one hyperactive ninja. "An answer to the question from the other day." said Gaara with a look of death in his eyes.
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In his mind,
'Kyuubi, what should I do?' asked Naruto.
"Let me answer them for you." replied the fox.
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"I choose both of them to be my wives." said Naruto, under Kyuubi's control. Neji and Gaara both had pleased smirks on their faces. "Good choice, Naruto." said Gaara as he put his arm over the shoulder of the first person who became his friend since his uncle's passing. "You have a good head on your shoulders after all." said Neji as he did the same. "Welcome to the famliy." the boys said.
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His mind afterward,
'What did you do, fox?' asked Naruto.
"I said that you would marry both of the women." said Kyuubi smiling as thoughts of what could happen when Naruto got control of his body back.
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"Naruto-kun!" said the two kunoichi that tackled him. 'I should kill that fox.' Naruto thought. While he was getting swamped with kisses from his future wives, he was enjoying the fact that the girls were laying on top of him. 'No, i'm not like Jiraiya-ero-sennin' thought Naruto as he brought himself out of his perverted daze. "Hey in there!" yelled Neji. "What do you want?" asked Temari. "We're trying to spend time with our husband-to-be." she added. "Save yourself for your honeymoon, got it?" asked Gaara in a death tone. "Yes, Gaara-sama." said Hinata playing peace keeper between the siblings.
Later, Tsunade made her way over to the Hyuuga compound to visit and give them her blessings for the wedding. "Hello, Tsunade-sama, here to see the ones to get married?" asked Neji emotionlessly. "Hai." she stated. "Right this way." said an Hyuuga maid. Soon after, Tenten showed up, which caused Neji's face to blush. "Hello, Neji." she said. "Hello, Tenten." he said back. "You want to go out and train and go for a romantic walk in the park." she asked. "How did you know about what I like to do if I don't do anything else?" he asked "Naruto told me." said Tenten. 'Thank you, Naruto.' Neji thought as they left. 'Maybe having Naruto as my cousin-in-law won't be so bad, after all' he added on.
"Knock, knock!" Tsunade said as she walked into The Hyuuga compound. As she walked into the room where Naruto, Hinata and Temari were, she was tackled by the girls and three little playful foxes that Naruto had summoned. "Tsunade-obaa-chan" said Naruto which earned him a swift and powerful punch to the head that in turn knock him out cold. Just once, she wished that he would address her as a person who was like a sister to him.
"Tsunade-sama, what are you doing here?" asked Hinata. "Two things, one, I came to give you three my blessings." she said. 'I wish some one would love me.' she thought. "And two, came to tell Naruto that two weeks after the wedding and honeymoon, he would be the next hokage." she added. This brought the blonde ninja out of his coma. "Really, Tsunade-nii-chan?" asked Naruto. "Yes, you would." she said. 'He finally addressed me as his sister.' she thought.
"Temari-chan, Hina-chan, tonight we celebrate our engagement and my becoming Hokage!" said Naruto in his most hyperactive moment. At this moment, Temari and Hinata were how must energy Naruto could muster if he made love to them at the same time. That night they were dressed in the most acceptable clothes a ninja could wear to formal parties. Naruto, Temari and Hinata invited all their friends to a dinner party. Everyone had fun and enjoyed each others' company. Sasuke decided to follow Naruto's example to get married in different way. He had got enough courage to ask Sakura to marry him and help restore the Uchiha clan, Naturally Ino was not happy about this. and cause a ruckus, which resulted in Sasuke marrying both. Other than that, there were no problems that night.