Final Parody 3: Honest Thieves

by A. James Robin

In this, the third installment of Final Parody, the spotlight is cast on Yuffie Kisaragi, and the hard life that she lived as a member of the struggling Wutai community. All songs are parodies of the latest Jars of Clay CD, 'Good Monsters'.

1. Turk

Turk- A parody of "Work" by Jars of Clay

Note: I know I said I would only release these songs two at a time, but here's a treat for you: I'm starting off with five, and I'll have the other seven ready by 9/18/08.

Turk- A parody of "Work" by Jars of Clay

V1

In this place, i have traced my steps back

to another day.

But i cannot trace these vices.

I won't last if i'm a hostage that will live a life of peace.

There is no one left in Wutai that is getting what they need.

I have a fear of moving,

and the stealing,

it makes me hate the Turks.

Chorus

Do you know

What i see

Everyday?

I don't want to say it's home.

What i see

Everday?

I don't want to say it's home.

V2

In these places,

Without a bit of street life,

Morning binds with pain

Of fired occupations.

In a house that gets no colder,

I'm a princess and a thief.

I will sing of Turk corruption

On the eve of our defeat,

While all the leaders take my chakra,

And i'm crying out

Every time i sneak.

Every time i sneak.

(Repeat Chorus 3x)

I have a fear of moving,

And the stealing,

It makes me hate the Turks.