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Happy Birthday Severus
Severus Snape was sitting quietly on the couch in his chambers, reading a muggle book about an adventurous dog. It was not as interesting as Harry had made it to be. He had read one chapter into the first book and he was already about to put it away. "Muggles never were very interesting." he whispered to himself.
"What was that Severus?" Harry asked happily as he walked into the room, "I find muggles quite interesting. But then, we do have different thoughts. You being a greasy old git and all." Harry walked over to Severus and sat on his lap, taking the book from his hands and placing it on the table next to the couch, "Well, at least you used to be. Now I'm not so sure. You certainly aren't greasy and you definatly aren't old," his eyes glistened mischeviously as he smirked, "but you just might be a git. That all depends."
Severus looked Harry in the eyes before bringing him in for a soft sweet kiss, "Why thank you. Though I really don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult. I happened to like being a greasy old git. It kept the annoying children away from me." Severus gently pushed Harry from his lap and stood up, walking over to the fireplace, "Harry, I had a question for you, What was with all of the wards on the doors this morning? I still can't figure out how to remove them all..." he muttered the last sentence to himself.
Harry looked surprised, he wasn't expecting Severus to notice the wards he placed on the room. Harry walked up behind Severus and placed his arms around his waist, nuzzling his back, "It's supposed to be a surprise Sevvy! I thou-" but Harry was cut off as Severus turned to glare at him.
"Sevvy? Why are you calling me Sevvy? You only call me that on holidays, when you come up with some devious plot to embarrass me. You aren't going to do that today are you?" Severus questioned warningly and grabbed Harry's shoulders to look him striahgt in the eyes.
Harry smiled his inoccent smile and looked up at Severus, "Oh I wouldn't do anything like that love! I promise! It's just that today is your birthday and I wanted to tell you something really important! But first! We are due at the Great Hall. Let's go!" Harry grabbed Severus' arm and began to drag him from the dungeons to the great hall before he suddenly stopped and clutched his stomach. Severus looked at him worriedly before Harry reassured him he was fine.
As soon as the doors were swung open all the students and professors hollered out to Severus, "Happy 40th Professor Snape and congratulations!" The students clinked there glasses of pumkin juice together in a cheer, as did the professors with their wine.
Severus looked down at Harry with a question on his lips. But Harry interupted him, "I'll tell you later Sev."
Severus followed silently behind Harry as he led them up to the large table and began eating the feast prepared for them by the house elves. Severus had about 3 glasses of wine while Harry drank none. He had a hard time explaining that to Severus. Usually he would bug him until he would give him even one sip of his wine. After the cake was served and eaten, everyone left to return to their rooms. Severus and Harry were walking down the main hall when Harry suddenly fell to the ground in pain. Severus ran up behind him and scooped him up in his arms, "Harry? What's wrong?" he asked hurridly.
Harry cringed as another wave of pain crashed through him, then looked up at Severus, "Hospital wing... Now!"
Severus ran as fast as he could to the hospital wing, carrying Harry all the way. He crashed through the doors and laid Harry one one of the many beds, "Poppy! Poppy! Something is wrong with Harry!"
Poppy Pomfrey came running out of her office and over to Harry, She cast a quick spell and then ran back to her office to gather a few needed supplies. When she ran back into the room, she gave Harry a strange potion, "This should make the pain a little easier to bear dear. Drink it all up or it won't work. There you go. Now we just have to wait until you are completely ready. Severus, Happy birthday and congratulations."
Severus just looked at her and then at Harry, "What is with all of the congratulations Harry? And what is going on with you?"
Harry just looked at Severus and smiled, "I'm having a baby Severus. We are having a baby. Actually, 2 babies. Happy birthday Severus!" Harry smiled.
The look on Severus' face was priceless, his eyes wide and his mouth open wide. As soon as the information sunk in, he passed out and hit the ground with a loud thud.
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