DISCLAIMER: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling.

DISCLAIMER: Mr. and Mrs. Darcy belong to Jane Austen (Sadly.)

ipodrocker16: Now don't expect anything worth reading. This was just me and iPinkNinja being our random selves. I'm sorry if this offends Harry Potter fans, as I am one myself, but this was just for fun. PS: We don't usually write this bad. If we felt like writing a Newberry Prize winning novel, we would. Again, THIS IS JUST FOR RANDOM FUN! Okay, I guess it's iPinkNinja's turn. (The crazy one.)

iPodNinja

iPinkNinja: Hey everyone! Sorry if you were expecting a good story. We needed to vent our craziness and here it is. I will be posting a P&P story later today (or early tomorrow. Depends when I get to it!) Don't worry, it will be lots better than this. Although this was really fun to write! You should try writing a crazy story and seeing the reactions! I'm waiting for the reactions lol! So um.. just read and enjoy? Regardless just read it and review even if you don't like it. PM one (or both) of us and maybe we will write another short funny if you want! With out further ado, here's our crazy story! (I am not crazyish. That's ipodrocker16. not me.)

one day... harry potter was walking through a field of flowers in the forbidden forest

a ninja fell from the sky and hit him with a hammer

when he woke up, he was a puppet.

hermione came and punched him

no! im not the awesome tom felton or draco malfoY!

mr darcy fell out of the sky and landed on his feet looking amazing as usual.

OMG! YOUR SO AWESOME! IM NOT AS AWESOME AS U!

harry had a heart attack from realizing the fact stated above.

the rest of the world also realized that they werent as awesome as mr darcy and died accordingly.

elizabeth bennet on the other hand, didn't die

she knew she was awesomer than mr darcy

they got married and drove off on a closet pony. (A/N: whatever that is.)

THE END mwaha. almost. ha.

PS: THIS ISN'T THE REAL STORY! Just for fun. The real story is coming soon. Almost. HA. This was just me and iPinkNinja being random. :)

iPodNinja A/N: I think our authors notes were longer than the whole story. Whoops.. J

PS: Faithful readers, you all know my review policy. When I get reviews, I get happy. When I get happy, I get inspired. When I get inspired, I write something better than this. When I write something better than this, I post it! When I post something, YOU are happy. When you are happy, I get reviews! It's a never ending cycle. So, if you review, you will be a happier person! -ipodrocker16

(iPinkNinja: Again with the long A/N….)

Love, (Not really,) Us.