Disclaimer: I tried to buy Naruto on eBay, but some guy named Kisimoto out bid me by 2 bucks! Just kidding, but I still don't own Naruto. (Quit laughing, you don't either!)
I was super bored last week end so I was texting TheJulesTee, I just kept texting these little poems. Similar to the ones that I did with the Akatsuki in 'Roses are red'. So enjoy my cheesy poetry!
Sasuke: Roses are red, I am an emo
I killed Itachi, because of my giant ego.
Naruto: Roses are red, I have ramen fever
You really can't blame me, it tastes better then Justin Beiber. (Of course Naruto would know)
Sakura: Roses are red, my hair is pink
The sight of me makes Sai, wanna throw up in a sink.
Sai: Roses are red, Naruto has a small dick
If I ever get angry, I'll give it a kick!
Suigetsu: Roses are red, I like my big sword
Don't give me that look, it's just something I horde.
Juugo: Roses are red, I think I'm bipolar
If I want to kill you, it'll be to your horror!
Karin: Roses are red, my haircut sucks
It was super cheap, only five bucks.
Shikamaru: Roses are red, I'm too lazy
Blah, blah, blah, rhyming word...hazy.
Ino: Roses are red, I work with flowers
As a blond, beware my mental powers.
Choji: Roses are red, I like chips
But the moment I eat them, it goes to my hips.
Hinata: Roses are red, I'm kind-da shy
My heart beats fast, when I'm around a certain guy.
Shino: Roses are red, I love bugs
Don't underestimate them, they're like little thugs!
Kiba: Roses are red, I look sort of scruffy
But come get to know me, I have the heart of a puppy. (awww...awwwwwww)
Neji: Roses are red, this poem was destiny
I'm trying to train, so please don't pester me!
Lee: Roses are red, I have the bowl-cut of truth
And I know what you're thinking, 'such wonderful youth!'
Tenten: Roses are red, I like Neji a lot
He's out of my league, but can you blame me, he's hot!
Kankuro: Roses are red, I wear purple paint
I know you're all jealous, 'cause gangster you ain't!
Gaara: Roses are red, Shikaku's an idiot
One visit from the Akatsuki, and now I am rid of it.
Tamari: Roses are red, my fan blows
Could be a double meaning there hoes.
Hidan: Watch your language you bitch! And by the way my poem was way better.
Tamari: umm... why is he here?
Please review, and then go to my profile and check out Hidan's poem in 'Roses are Red'. And the other members of the Akatsuki, check out their poems too. Anyway...thanks for reading, later...and please, please review, I love it so much when you do. (note the rhyme, that wasn't even on purpose!)