Another list(:
Dear Kurt and Blaine,
I cannot believe we have to make another one of these. It's only been two days since the last one! Santana votes we sign you two up for a sex addicts group.
Here it goes... again
1. Had sex in the dressing room at Charlotte Russe. The ND girls were there. Note: Why did they even let you into the dressing room? that's a girls store!
2. Phone sex in Quinn's bathroom at Girl's Night. Note: Quinn's house has thin walls. And Kurt is beyond loud.
3. Kurt then(after 2) crashed boys night and had a quickie on the couch while the boys were snacking. Note: Boys eat fast, and that couch stains.
4. Lay in Wes' bed naked after make up sex. Note: Did you really have to walk through the halls naked to lay naked in Wes' bed because you knew it would annoy him? Many people saw. jsyk
5. Blaine gave Kurt a handjob while he was at the doctors. Note: Santana's dad is a doctor. And he tells Santana everything.
6. Did it in the isle at Black Swan. Note: Many people were at the movie. Note 2: Jarrett wrote this. If you didn't figure from the "Did it"
7. As soon as you were done in the isle, you had sex again in the seats of the theater. Note: Carole found exactly 17 pieces of popcorn in Kurt's clothes from that day.
8. Had Oral in the kitchen at Breadsticks. Note: Cleaning pools isn't Puck's only job.
9. Had foreplay(very, very naked, loud foreplay) in the courtyard. Note: Professer Carlony liked to eat his lunch in the courtyard. Not anymore.
10. Had sex in Lauren's ice cream freezer. Note: Now she can't tell what's ice cream and what's... bodily fluids
11. Had sex in the sink at the Barber Shop. Note: Blaine never did get his hair cut.
12. Watched porn in Rachel's bed and... did stuff. Note: Rachel still can't look at her bed the same way.
Note: You guys suck-Wes and Santana
-Everyone.
Blaine laughed in Kurt's ear, as he was leaning over Kurt to read the letter, and rested his chin on Kurt's bare shoulder, wrapping his arms around the equally bare waist. He pecked kisses on Kurt's shoulder.
Kurt laughed and said, "Now what?"
Blaine smiled, "I vote we make good use of those furry pink handcuffs we found under Brittany's bed."
"And Mr. Schue's tie from his bottom drawer."
Sorry for the crappy ending.
Not as good as the first one, but it's better than nothing.
