Okay, I have written this a long time ago, say back in '99. So all mistakes are my own and so are these three. But they are based off of MLPs, so they belong to Hasbro too.

Moondancera: Well welcome to Baby Advenger's first ever show. We are going to discuss how um… what are going to do Wisdom?

Wisdom: Well we could demonstrate how to push ponies in the pool (with that pushes Moondancera into the pool). Whoops did I do that?

Moondancera: (climbs out of the pool) Yep you sure did and here is my payback (shakes off next to Wisdom).

Wisdom: (Looks at Moondancera and starts to laugh).

Moondancera: what's so funny?

Wisdom: Oh nothing, except you and your paybacks.

Moondancera: What is wrong with my payback?

Wisdom: Oh nothing, except it was a poor one.

Moondancera: Oh and you think you could do better?

Wisdom: I think I can do better. (Makes a big rain cloud come and pour down on Moondancera).

Moondancera: (Just looks at Wisdom and growls at her).

Wisdom: Hey what did I do?

Moondancera: You made it rain on me, and I wasn't due for another bath until Christmas. (Makes a pouting face).

Wisdom: Well to be blunt you stunk.

Moondancera: Oh thanks a lot. (Starts to think on how to get Wisdom back).

Wisdom: Anyways here is how you push ponies in the pool. You go up to them, when they aren't looking. Then you push. (Goes to where Moondancera is and gets ready to push her into the pool).

Moondancera: (Blinks out of the way and pushes Wisdom into the pool). Well if that wasn't a good payback then I don't know what would.

Wisdom: (climbs out of the pool and shakes off) Well you are getting better.

Moondancera: Thanks. (Turns around and pushes Wisdom Back in).

Wisdom: (Goes to the side of the pool) Now that was a good one.

Moondancera: Well I thought so. You see ponies you have to get the intended victim unaware of your presence, because if they know then there wouldn't be a point to it. Unless they push you in first, then that should put them off the scent some.

Wisdom: (Gets out and shakes off again) Well the next thing is, well it should be first you might want to know if your victim can swim or not, because if they can't well then you might get sued.

Moondancera: You can sue for anything.

Wisdom: Well true, but we are talking about almost killing someone. On accident though, but who knows Moondancera is right, maybe they will sue you for getting their pants wet.

Moondancera: What are the pants made of leather?

Wisdom: EEEEEWWWWW leather pants. That would be so uncomfortable.

Moondancera: (Thinks Wisdom will look good in a leather halter).

Wisdom: Moondancera what are you thinking, you have such a conspicuous look on your face.

Moondancera: Oh nothing, I was just wondering how you would look in a leather halter so your big mouth will shut up.

Wisdom: Oh thanks Moondancera, well you know what you would look good in?

Moondancera: How many guesses do I get?

Wisdom: One.

Moondancera: Okay. Knowing you for as long as I have. It must be the pool.

Wisdom: (Has a surprised look on her face). You must be psychic Moondancera.

Moondancera: Nope I just know you to well. Which is quite scary, come to think of it.

Wisdom: Oh thanks a lot Moondancera, I am not that scary.

Moondancera: Then you haven't looked in the mirror lately have you?

Wisdom: Moondancera I am going to get you for that one.

Moondancera: How if you are going to make it rain again, I am prepared I have my rain coat and umbrella ready.

Wisdom: (Looks at Moondancera and starts to make Moondancera's face look like a frogs face). Well then apparently you haven't looked in a mirror, because you are looking sort green today.

Moondancera: What did you do Wisdom?

Wisdom: (Gives Moondancera a mirror). See for yourself.

Moondancera: (Takes the mirror). WISDOM I AM GOING TO GET YOU!!

Wisdom: Uh oh (takes off running).

Moondancera: (Takes off after Wisdom).

Baby Advenger: Well folks, I hope you enjoyed my show and don't worry they won't hurt each other, to much.

Audience: AAAAWWWWWW

Baby Advenger: Until next time we meet, folks.