Total Village Island!
I don't own Total Drama Island, Naruto or anything and everyone I make fun of.
I know there is two other fics like this. But please give this a chance! Ok. I crossed over Total Drama Island and Naruto. What happens when the Naruto characters go on 'Total Drama Island' or in this story 'Total Village Island'? My OC is the host so, enjoy!
A girl with short brown hair, blue eyes, and tan skin walked in front of one of the cameramen holding a microphone. She was wearing a blue strap-less tank top, black capris, and a pair of dark blue tennis shoes.
"Hello and welcome to 'Total Village Island'! I'm Clora Nights, the host. Here on this huge island, we tricked 22 ninja to stay here and do challenges. Well, they obilviously never read the fine print of the papers they signed, because there is NO way they can sue me or the show once they find out that this is NOT a hotspring 5-star resort with a barbeque grill house, ramen house, or a stripping bar. They will probably kill me when they find out that this is just a crappy old, abandoned summer camp that has been abandoned for about 30 years. Every three to four days, a ninja from one team will be voted off. The ninja that are voted off will have to walk down the Dock of Pain, be beaten by ten ANBU members, ride the Boat of Shame, and will NEVER come back to 'Total Village Island' ever." The girl now known as Clora said.
Clora walked over to a plain of grass that had 11 chairs and a up-side-down trashcan that had kunai knives on it.
"Over here is where all but one ninja will get a kunai knife. The one that doesn't get a kunai, that person has to leave 'Total Village Island' for good. In the end, one ninja will be awarded fame, gets to be the Kage of their Village for a day, and gets to destroy any Village they want. Every movement and word that the ninja does or says, will be recorded for future reference." Clora said.
Clora walked over to the dock.
"Who will be voted off and who will win the fame? Find out on... 'Total... Village... Island'!!" Clora said.
Dear Kage and Hokage I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
Usually you've asked me what I wanted to be
Now that I'm on TV it's easy to see
I want to be famous
Sasuke and Neji will probably ruin the fun
Pack your bags cuz' we'll be voted off one by one
Once I have a kunai I will kill anything in my way
I will probably be part of the Akatsuki one day
I want to be famous
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be freakin' famous
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be freakin' famous
"Time to meet our first 11 ninja. They'll probably find out about the whole 'summer camp thing'. If they seem pissed off to you later, that is most likely why." Clora said.
A boy with short, wild and yellow hair, blue eyes, and a hyper smile stepped of a boat and threw his bags onto the dock, ran, and hugged Clora.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I am like, soooooo happy to be here!! Wow... you look more taller in real life. You look smaller on TV!!" The boy now known as Naruto said, grabbing his bags and going to the other side of the dock.
A girl with pink hair, light-blue like eyes, and white skin got off her boat and walked towards Clora.
"Hey, Sakura." Clora said.
"Is this where you're going to stay at Clora? Because this is sooooo not good for me, you know? I got to look good and the sun in this direct angle is dangerous for me to get a huge horrible zit..." Sakura whined.
"No, you and your fellow ninja are staying here, Sakura. My private casino/house with air conditioning is miles away." Clora said.
"I'M NOT GOING TO STAY HERE!!" Sakura shouted.
Sakura tore up her contract and threw it in the lake.
"There." Sakura said, crossing her arms.
"The good thing about werewolf lawyers: They make millions and millions to trillions of copies. So, you're stuck here." Clora said as Sakura went over to Naruto.
A boy with a head that looked like a ducks butt, two pitch black eyes, and white skin walked off his boat and went over to Clora.
"Hello, duck's butt- I mean... Emo- I mean... Sasuke." Clora said.
"I don't like these kind of surpises. I don't like you." Sasuke said.
"Yeah, Kabuto kinda warned me that you'd be like this. And he said for me to call him if you need to return to rehab, the mental hospital or the denial house." Clora said.
Sasuke walked over to his team-mates.
"Hey, Sasuke-" Sakura said.
"Go away and die." Sasuke said.
A boy with long hair, bright purple/white eyes, and pale skin looked at Clora with a glare after he looked around.
"Hippie- I mean... Neji!" Clora said.
"So, this is just a crappy summer camp that was abandoned and not a hotspring luxury resort?" Neji asked.
"Yeah. I can't believe you fell for it." Clora said.
"I'll sue you and this show." Neji said, walking over to the others.
Clora stifled a laugh and held his contract behind her back. Two guys with the same outfit on came running off their boat with their bags and ran to Clora.
"Rock Lee, Gai..." Clora said, pushing the guys into the lake.
"This place has tons and tons of the Power of Youth, Gai-sensei!!" Rock Lee said, writing on his notepad.
"Yes it does, Lee! The host just pushed us off the dock with her Power of Youth!!" Gai said.
"Please let them be voted off first..." Clora said.
A girl who had her hair in tight buns walked off the boat with her bags. Neji blushed.
"Hey Tenten." Clora greeted.
"Hey Clora!" Tenten said, high-fiving Clora.
A chubby boy walked off his boat and hugged Clora half to death.
"Like, I always wanted to be on TV my whole life and meet you!" Choji said.
Choji got off Clora as a skinny girl walked onto the dock.
"Ino, what's up?" Clora asked.
"Pack you're bags, people. I'm going to win this." Ino said.
Ino walked over to the others. A boy walked off his boat and looked at the island.
"Shikamaru..." Clora said.
"This is such a drag..." Shikamaru said, walking over to the others.
A girl and two boys walked off their boat.
"Hinata, Kiba, Shino... what's up, Team 8? Kiba, my man!" Clora asked
Kiba high-fived Clora with Hinata and Shino just looked at Clora as she and Kiba made-out.
"What?" Clora asked Shino.
Shino kicked Clora in the shin.
"Oww..." Clora groaned.
Team 8 walked over to the others. Two boys and a girl walked off the next boat.
"Temari, Gaara, Kankuro!" Clora said.
Gaara glared at the host. Temari and Kankuro shook hands with Clora.
"Gaara didn't have his daily cookie." Temari said as she, Gaara and Kankuro walked over to the others.
The next boat dropped off six people.
"Tsunade, Jiraiya, Michael Jackson, Sakon, Spiderman, Tayuya!" Clora said, high-fiving the six people as they went by her.
All the boys drooled when Tsunade walked by.
"Wow... You're boobs are big..." Rock Lee said.
Tsunade growled as she charged after Rock Lee. Naruto and Neji held her back.
"Come here you! I'll show you big in just a second!" Tsunade said.
A few minutes later, Tsunade calmed down.
"Ok, people over to the other side for a group picture!" Clora said, getting her camera out.
The ninja got over to the other side of the dock. Clora took the picture as the ninja did a pose to throw kunai at Clora.
"Ok, people, over to the open grass plain in 15 minutes!" Clora said.
15 minutes later, everyone met up at the open grass plain. Clora stood in front of everyone.
"Here is where we hold the campfire when one of you guys gets voted off each three to four days. Now... to choose two teams and who will be on each team..." Clora said.
"Clora-sama! Don't seperate me and Gai-sensei!" Rock Lee said.
"Ok. Temari, Sakura, Ino, Orochimaru, Sakon, Naruto, Rock Lee, Kiba, Hinata, Tsunade and Shikamaru... go to the right. Your teams' name is: 'The Sneaky Foxes'!" Clora said, throwing them a sign that had a fox trying to hunt a rabbit.
Temari, Sakura, Ino, Orochimaru, Sakon, Naruto, Rock Lee, Kiba, Hinata, Tsunade and Shikamaru walked over to the right with their sign.
"Ok. Jiriaya, Sasuke, Choji, Gaara, Kidomaru, Tayuya, Gai, Tenten, Neji, Shino, Kankuro... go to the left. Your teams' name is: 'The Lonely Wolves'!" Clora said, throwing them a sign with a wolf on it.
"Clora-sensei! I can't live without Gai!" Rock Lee whined.
"Suck it up you big baby!" Clora said.
Rock Lee looked down.
"Well, tommorow we start our first challenge! See you next time on: 'Total Village Island'!" Clora said, waving at the camera.
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