Kung Fu Host Club

Summary: Ichi feels like he doesn't know much about his japanese heritage, so he decides to go to Japan and enroll in a high school there. Little did he know, the school he's going to is gonna be the craziest thing he's ever seen.

The first ever crossover between kung fu panda and ouran high school host club, I hope I do good on it. I do not own the movie or the anime, only the characters I made. BTW the story will be a POV from Ichi and Kage since they tend to switch control of their body, and sometimes Haruhi. Also, the story takes place after episode 8 of the anime.

Chapter 1: Mysterious New Student

"Alright, as of tomorrow you'll be enrolling as an honor student."

"Thank you chairman, do you mind if I walk around the school?"

"Of course."

I never thought I would be able to enroll here, I heard that Ouran Academy was a hard school to get into. But since I heard about one kid being able to enroll I thought I'd be able get in, the school is so large that I couldn't believe it. The more I look around the more I realize how great it is to be in Japan, while looking around I saw a door leading somewhere.

'Music Room 3, the chairman told me about how there was an empty room.' I thought 'It feels like someone's inside, maybe I'll check it out.'

I walked toward the door and slowely opened it, but to my surprise was a gust of wind blowing at me with rose pedals; the light was so bright that I wasn't able to see, but I could see the silhouettes of seven people in front of me. "Welcome!"

'The hell?' I thought

As the light dimmed I saw the images of the people in front of me, they were boys; the tallest one had black spikey hair and a unemotional look, the other two who were about the same height had black and blond hair, one of them had an ominous feeling around him and he wore glasses, while the blond one... looked kind of stupid. There was two red heads as well, it looked like they were twins, and then there was small blond one. 'Is that kid a high schooler, maybe he's a midget?'

"Oh it's a boy." The twins said

"Hey Kyoya, do you know about him?" The tall blond asked "I don't think I've seen him before."

The black haired boy named Kyoya fixed his glasses and said, "There's no information about him, but according to my resorces he's the new honor student who just enrolled today."

'What the... what kind of resorces does he have!?' I thought

"The kid looks like he's about to go to a cosplay convention." One of the twins joked

"That's not it Hikaru, by the look of it he's chinese." Kyoya corrected

"Makes since, you never see anyone like this huh Kaoru?" The boy named Hikaru asked his brother

"Yeah, black and white hair, black and white outfit... I wonder if his house has the same color as him?" Kaoru joked "But still, they way he has a blue eye on the left and a red on the right does look cool. Do you wear contacts or something?"

I didn't want to talk, but I thought it would be better to answer in my mind 'No, these are my regular eyes.'

"Come now, don't be shy." The blond said, placing a hand on my shoulder, "You should be happy, you are a guest of the ouran host club. We don't mind if your gay."

'W-What did he just call me?' I thought 'Calm down, just calm down.'

"Tamaki senpai stop, don't scare him like that."

I looked to see the seventh boy, a boy with brown hair; he was alot slimmer than the other guys, but for some reason. 'That guy... is he a girl?'

"Nonsense Haruhi, were supposed to act like gentleman." The boy named Tamaki explained "Now, tell me what kind of guy you like?"

'Is this guy for real?'

He pointed towards the tall boy and said, "Is it the silent type?"

Then the smaller boy, "The boy lolita?"

Then the twins, "How about the mischievous type?"

Then to Kyoya, "Or the cool type?"

Then to the boy or girl named Haruhi, "Or maybe you'd like our rookie, or maybe..."

Tamaki came close to my face and placed his hand under my chin, tilting my head to look at him. "You'd like someone like me?"

'Ok that's it!' I thought

I grabbed his hand and threw him across the room, with rage filled eyes I said. "I'm not gay jackass, call me that again and I'll kill you!"

Everyone looked shocked, but for some reason that Haruhi girl... or boy? "Hey, why do you have a girl dressing as a guy?"

'Oh no!' Six of the seven hosts thought

"What are you talking about?" Tamaki proclaimed "Haruhi is definetly a boy, he's the manliest person here."

'So, won't tell the truth huh?' I thought 'I guess I have no choice.'

I turned to Haruhi and we both met each others gaze, my eyes started glowing blue and so did hers; I could tell that she was under my control, "Haruhi right, so are you a boy or a girl?"

"I'm a girl." Haruhi answered

"Haruhi!?" The hosts exclaimed

"Thank you, I'll be going now." I said, as I closed the door I said "I'm sorry for using you like that Haruhi... forgive me."

I closed the door and left, I never like using that power on people; meanwhile the hosts were going crazy over what happened, Haruhi just woke up from my trance and asked. "What happened?"

"What happened, you just told your secret to him!" Hikaru exclaimed

"What'll we do now boss?" Kaoru asked

"He might tell people." Kyoya explained "Though he doesn't look like the kind of person to do that."

"Haru-chan, are you alright?" The small boy asked

"I'm fine Honey senpai, but I don't remember telling him anything." Haruhi answered "But I did hear him say something to me, what did he mean by 'I'm sorry for using you like that?'

Tamaki looked furious after that, he kept getting images of me doing something naughty to Haruhi; with flames in his eyes he said, "Alright men it's time for us to bring justice to this person, we'll avenge Haruhi for doing what he did to her!"

"Right!" The hosts exclaimed

"Kyoya, I want you to call up a helecopter and scout for his whereabouts!" Tamaki ordered

"Um senpai, it's not like he did anything bad to me." Haruhi assured "Besides, if you want to know who he is then why don't we wait till tomorrow? After all, he's gonna be here tomorrow."

"She's got a point boss." The twins agreed

"Fine, we'll wait for tomorrow then."

The next day, Haruhi and the twins were in there classroom waiting for an announcement from their teacher; Haruhi was still thinking about me from yesterday, and why she couldn't remember what happened to her. "Alright class, today we have a new student. I want you all to give him a warm welcome."

'Wait, that's...!?

There I was, coming from the front door wearing the same outfit from before; I smiled and introduced myself, "Pleased to meet you all, my name is Kageichi Kagi, but everyone calls me Ichi for short."

'His name is Kageichi?' Haruhi thought

'Maybe the 'shadow one' can challenge Kyoya sometime.' The twins thought in unison

"As you can tell from my outfit I'm not from around here, that's because I'm from china." I explained "My mother's chinese but I learned that my father is japanese, and since I don't know about my heritage I thought I could learn it by enrolling to a high school. Ouran High is one of the best schools so I enrolled as an honors student, I may not be rich but I'm still as regular as anyone else."

It looked like the girls were really interested in me, "Wow, he's sure got the girls number."

"Yeah, he might put us out of business." Kaoru agreed

"Don't joke about that." Haruhi sighed

"Well then, Kageichi you can sit between Fujioka and the Hitachins." The teacher explained

I nodded and sat between the three of them, I could feel the tension coming from the twins; but Haruhi seemed different, she looked nice. "Pleased to meet you Ichi, my names Haruhi."

"I know, we met before." I explained "But it's nice to meet you, the same goes for you twins."

They didn't answer though, they shot daggers at me with their eyes; I knew that I wouldn't get an apply from them, so I ignored them when Haruhi said, "Hey, before you said that you were sorry for using me. What did you mean?"

"Let's just say... I have special skills." I answered "I don't like using the one I used on you though, its inhumane."

"Inhumane?"

"It's a long story, a story I don't feel like talking about."

'A story he doesn't want to talk about, I wonder what it is?' Haruhi thought

To be continued

I hope this chapter is good, you'll hear more from Honey and Mori next time. Chapter 2 coming soon.