A/N: First fan fic here I thought this would be a fun topic but there are a lot of them. This is just for fun and please R&R
Thanks.
50 Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort
1. Hide under his bed and make scary sounds.
2. If he goes to look under the bed apparate out of there.
3. Get a fake wand that looks just like his and give it to him right before he goes to kill Harry Potter.
4. Give him a pink cell phone with the Barbie Girl ring tone.
5. Don't tell him how to change it.
6. Prank call him in the middle of the night.
7. Blame it on Bellatrix.
8. Get him a wig for his birthday.
9. Sing happy birthday to him randomly during death eater meetings.
10. Climb in his bed secretly in the morning and yell in his ear "I love you my dark lord!"
11. Send Bellatrix a love letter and sign it "Your dark lord"
12. Repeat everything he says.
13. Send him flowers constantly and sign it Lucious Malfoy.
14. Throw an apple at his head during a death eater meeting.
15. Tell him the sky is falling even though we are indoors.
16. Tell him to write a sorry letter to Harry for killing his friends and family.
17. Run around him in circles and say "whoosh" over and over again.
18. When he asks what you are doing tell him " I'm beating you at quidditch that's what I'm doing".
19. On a random day sneak all the death eaters into his house and tell them it's a surprise birthday party.
20. Watch the look on his face when everyone yells "Surprise Happy Birthday!"
21. Blame the party on Snape.
22. Tell lord Voldemort how dashing he looks in that yellow hat.
23. Tell him he should be a model.
24. If he says "Really you thinks so" say "No I think your to ugly".
25. Laugh at him repeatedly.
26. Buy him really ugly things all the time.
27. Every time Voldemort comes and people run away screaming tell him that "They probably saw your face and got scared.
28. Smile a lot during death eater meetings and when people ask what's up tell them you taught him all he knows.
29. Hit him on the forehead and say "You could've had a v8."
30. Magically color a mustache on his face when he sleeps.
31. Tell him he looks lovely that day.
32.every time he enters a room insist on doing it first and announce him.
33. Do that right before one of the most important missions and say "It was crucial to his reputation as the dark lord."
34. Tell him that you think all his troubles will be gone if he finds himself a suitable wife.
35. Buy him a stress ball every time he fails.
36. Whack him in the arm and say "mosquito" every few minutes
37. Tell Rita Skeeter that Voldemort has fallen in love with Bellatrix and they plan to get married.
38. Tell him the story The Ugly Duckling was really about him and that one day he will become a beautiful swan.
39. Start every question you ask him with "Riddle me this…"
40. Tell him days right after he fails that he looks energetic and down-right happy today.
41. Tell him Dumbledore has a crush on him.
42. Watch him get really happy. Ask him if the only reason he was afraid of him was because he was afraid that he would not accept your feelings for him.
43. If he denies tell him you found his diary.
44. Tell him for Halloween to dress as Harry Potter.
45. Ask him what his hobbies are.
46. Make him watch all the Harry Potter movies and tell him it will help with his mistakes.
47. Tell him Mrs. Weasley got really mad at Harry and killed him.
48. Ask him why his pet had to be a snake and not a hamster.
49. Tell him his grandmother was a blast-ended skank.
50. Tell him he's a mad sexy beast.
Woo yeah my first fan fic I'm so happy please R&R if you liked it or not :D