Cast List

Elphaba: Aayla Secura

Glinda/Galinda: Padmé Amidala

Madame Morrible: Shaak Ti

Fiyero: Quinlan Vos

Dr. Dillamond: Obi-Wan Kenobi

The Wizard: Mace Windu

Nessarose: Stass Allie

Boq: Anakin Skywalker

Monkeys, Students, Denizens of the Emerald City, Palace Guards, and Other Citizens of Oz: Everyone who wasn't put in a major role.

Disclaimer: I do not own Wicked, Starwars, or Avenue Q. I am not associated with them in any way shape or form except for being a huge fan. Anything mentioned in here I do not own except myself, also my brother owns himself. I would also like to thank Bubblewrap-queen for the inspiration for this story.

Timeline: Somewhere between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith.

Introduction- Parts are handed out, practice begins and Anakin throws a mini-tantrum.

Jarik: First off my name is Grant but I decided to Starwarsify my name a little. Now before we begin I don't care if you don't like my choice of people for the cast if you don't like anyone then just make your own story.

A briefing room in the Jedi Temple. From inside there are whispers of what the meeting is going to be about.

Jarik: Ok listen up everyone Chancellor Palpatine has paid me to get all of you to do a musical.

Obi-Wan: He paid you to do what to us and why?

Jarik: He paid me indicates to self while saying it slowly to get everyone in here to do a musical and it was something about getting everyone to work as a team.

Everyone: Muttering about how they want to be here.

Jarik: I thought you'd disagree so that's why I've got blackmail on all of you which could jeopardize your positions.

Anakin: Pft ya right you've got blackmail on...

Jarik: Interrupting Anakin coming from the guy who has a crush on a certain...

Anakin: Ok ok you win.

Jarik: Smiles evilly Good now once I announce which part you will be doing I will give you a script and you will exit the room to the stage.

Padmé: Excuse me ummmmm Jarik you didn't tell us which musical we are doing. Also there's no stage in the Jedi Temple.

Jarik: Glares Well I was about to get into all that, but I was rudely interrupted. We are doing the most amazing, spectacular, winner of 9 Tony awards, Wicked. *Applause in the background* Also there is a stage that was put in while you all were put in here.

Everyone: *Blank stares* What is a Tony?

Jarik: You've got to be kidding me. Ok deep breath. A Tony in a nutshell is a prestigious award given in theatre. Now for part distribution playing Galinda/Glinda will be played by Padmé and Elphaba will be played by Aayla Secura.

The two women get up, get their scripts, and exit through the door. "Wow there is a stage." comes an exclamation.

Jarik: Told you. Now continuing on Fiyero will be played by Quinlan Vos, Madame Morrible will be played by Shakk Ti, and the Wizard will be played by Mace Windu.

The three mentioned Jedi get up and grab their scripts.

Quinlan: You put me in the brainless prince who basically hits on every girl and loves to party role?

Jarik: Nods more or less, but that's because you're the only guy I think is right for the part.

Mace: And I'm playing the fake.

Jarik: Only because a black guy goes great in that part.

Suddenly another kid walks in drinking a milkshake and pushes a button which causes "Everyone's a little bit racist" to start playing.

Jarik: Face palm Everyone this is my twin brother Seth he will be here to help with the play and he is one the head techies. The other one will show up later.

Mace: Another question, What's a techie?

Seth: A techie is someone who works backstage to make sure the play runs smoothly. We also take care of the lighting and make sure you idiot actors don't do anything stupid. Also you guys have to listen to us or we'll quit and you'll be left with no show.

Jarik: That sums up what a techie is.

Quinlan, Shaak Ti and Mace leave to the stage while flipping through the script.

Jarik: Ok now where were we ah yes. Dr. Dillamond will be played by Obi-Wan Kenobi, Nessarose or Nessa will be played by Stass Allie and finally Boq will be played by Anakin Skywalker. That means everyone else gets a chorus part.

Everyone else: Groans, but accept their fate and take their scripts.

Anakin: You put me down as the lowest part, but why I'm the Chosen One. You can't do that, the Chancellor will make you give me a better part. Goes into a rage about how he deserves a bigger part.

Jarik: You done your majesty. Now listen here you little spoiled brat I don't want you messing up this play got it. I don't care what the high and mighty Chancellor says you want to know why, because I'm the director and what I say goes...

Random Jedi: But Seth said that the Techies were in charge.

Jarik: That's only semi-true. Now where was I.... Oh yes if you don't man up and take this part I'll down grade you to the chorus; No offense you guys actually have one of the most important parts; and get someone else to play it. Do I make myself clear.

Anakin: Walks off grumbling about how he'll get a larger part even if it's the last thing he does.

Jarik: That guy's going to be the death of me.

Obi-Wan: Copyright infringement!!!

Jarik: No, I state at the beginning that I don't own Starwars in any way, shape, or form. So there for I'm allowed to say it, even though you coined that phrase. Now does anyone have any questions.

Aayla: Yes it says I'm supposed to be green, but I'm blue how are we going to fix that.

Jarik: We'll fix that once the show comes around. Anyone else?

Just about everyone: What is the point of Wicked

Jarik: Wicked attempts to explain the mysteries in the Wizard of Oz. It takes place at the end of the Wizard of Oz with the Oziens celebrating the death of the Wicked Witch of the West. Then it flashes back to when Elphaba and Galinda were at school then goes forward from there. Most of the songs help the play along and give a general idea of what is happening at the time. We will also be adding in the lines that I like for this rehearsal and kicking the rest out. Now we shall begin the play.

OOC: Basically this is the intro. I will be adding others later. Hopefully you all like this and will comment. As Jarik/Me said I will be adding lines in that make the play amazing. I will be adding random stuff in also and Seth will randomly have songs play.