Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha

"And now, welcome to the InuYasha talk show!" The announcer's voice filled the studio. The audience applauded.

InuYasha spoke,"Welcome everyone! Today we have Miroku introducing his new book. So tell us about your book, Miorku."

"Well, the book is called Miroku's Guide to Women. It is about how to handle women. For example: You should always take cute little demon cats with you wherever you go. You never know when you are going to run into some pretty women," he said as he winked at the lady in the first row. "The women will think that you are a softy inside, and will like you even more.

When greeting a woman, you should not just say "Hi", you should show her how manly you are. Say, "Would you like to bear my child." If, in the rare case, she hits you, you should be glad, because that means that she secretly likes you. And when greeting a woman, remember, actions speak louder than words!

Make sure that their are no old ladies around when you are greeting a woman, though! Many old ladies are desperate for a young, hot man, such as yourself."

InuYasha asked another question,"Many young men have problems meeting women. Do you have any ideas on where they can go to meet young, pretty women?"

Miroku responded," Along your travels you might come across a village. Go to the richest house in town, and mention that they have an "ominous cloud of demonic energy" above their house. Get rid of the "demon" and they will offer you many rewards. Mention that you would like all of the pretty ladies to meet you. Then practice your "greeting" on them.

Here's a helpful hint, though. Never repeat villages. Usually, the village men are mad at you for multiple reasons. Sometimes they figure out their was no "ominous cloud of demonic energy", other times it's because they get mad at you for practicing your greeting on their woman. I mean, you can't help it if you are so young, and good looking. Why should they blame this on you?"

InuYasha asked another question,"There is a saying that you should look for a girl based on the inside, not on the outside. What do you have to say about that?"

Miroku said,"I believe that this saying is true. I mean, a few of the pretty girls ,OK, maybe ALL of them, have turned out to be demons. Don't let this discourage you .Make sure you have a spare lady with you at all times. Then, when the demon's about to kill you, she saves you. Make sure you get a strong girl who can fight as your spare, though.

Finally, InuYasha asked, "Any ending comments?"

Miroku said, "This book is for all men who mystified by women. Having girl troubles? Read Miroku's Guide to Women! For example: InuYasha, I noticed that you were having girl troubles. This book is for you, and all the lost people who have no ideas on how to make sure that your girl likes you, and does not secretly want to kill you."

InuYasha growled threateningly.

Miroku told him,"Not only that, InuYasha, but your other girl goes out with two boys, other than you. One boy even calls her his "woman". InuYasha you seriously need to learn how to keep track of your girls. Face it, you are hopeless with the ladies."

InuYasha yelled, "That's it! Iron Reaver, Soul-

Miroku screamed, "Aah! Sango! Kagome! Pretty lady in the first row! Help!