Hey guys, this is my first himym fic- be nice!
Disclaimer: I do not own How I Met Your Mother, sadly :( if i did, EVERYONE would know about it.
Elli With An 'i'
Clutching his scotch in one hand and with a mischievous grin on his face, Barney Stinson slid into the empty seat next to a brunette at the bar. He turned to her.
"Hi, Barney Stinson- " He held his hand out and took hers, kissing it lightly.
The brunette blushed, flicking her hair behind her shoulders and bending forward ever so slightly. Big boobs, she has BIIG boobs. Awe-some! Barney sung in his head.
Her voice was nasally and brittle, "hi, Elli Foyer.", she giggled.
"Is that Elly with a 'y', or Elli with an 'I'?" he smirked, leaning closer.
"Elli with an 'I'" she pouted, fluttering her heavily coated lashes.
"gaghh" Barney made a noise, squeezing his scotch class tighter, looking over at the booth where his friends sat, "excuse me for one moment"
He leapt out the seat still clutching his scotch; he briskly walked over to the booth and slid in next to Robin, who was sat with Marshall and Lilly.
Lilly frowned, but before she could speak Barney interrupted her "ELLI WITH AN I- AN I!" he raised his arm out for a high 5, and, reluctantly, Marshall raised his own and barney slapped it before twirling round and running back to the girl.
Robin sighed slightly, "Anyway, I gotta go." She said before standing up and putting her coat on.
"Honey, are you okay?" Lilly asked,
"Yeah, I'm fine, I'll see you later" Robin turned round and left the bar.
Lilly looked at Barney who was slimily flirting with the brunette. She saw him see Robin walk past and saw his smile fade and he looked into his scotch for a moment. He looked up again and watched Robin leave.