Blindfolded Idiots
"Why! Why do you have the keyblade!"
"Shut up!"
"WHO'S SAYING THAT! This freaking blindfold doesn't help!"
"Take the freaking thing off then!"
"I can't!"
"Why?"
"Disney won't let me take it off until the next game…for some reason…"
"You wanna fight, for some unknown reason?"
"Sure."
And they fight.
And Riku loses.
KH2
Sora talking
"Hey Riku, why are you wearing that stupid blindfold anyway?"
"Disney made me.:"
"Urrr…can you see?"
"No…"
Sora begins to have fun
"Hey Riku, you can take off the blindfold."
Riku is dressed in an sombrero, a mini-skirt, and a bra. Where Sora got all that, I do not know.
"Sora! YOU FREAKING RETARD!" Riku breaks out the keyblade of JUSTICE, and attacks the crap outta Sora. Meanwhile, Kairi is dancing….for some reason…and she spontaneously combusts.