Kitty Note: So I know I shouldn't be posted another story when I suck at updating multiple stories but I don't give a fuck right now. I love this idea that I thank Cartooncritic3 for. You should go read Butch In Wonderland (Fuck you Alice!) because it includes Boomer as a badass rabbit and a shirtless King Brick. Anyway on with the story.

Stuck In A Fairytale

Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I don't own the Powerpuff Girls or any of the fairytales mentioned.

WARNING: Some might find Brick's telling of Cinderella capable of ruining childhoods and unsuitable for young children.
Viewer discretion advised.
(Pfft like anyone's going to do that.)

The Rowdyruff Boys sat in court for the first time in seven years with the Powerpuffs next to the judge. The Boys were glaring up at the girls who were floating next to the judge, looking at them smugly.

"So would you like to tell me boys why you stole fifty thousand dollars from the Townsville bank last week?" The judge asked, glaring at the acclaimed "anti-heroes". Brick glared back at the obese judge with his ruby red eyes, making the judge feel somewhat intimidated.

"Since we are going to be seniors in Townsville High this year, we figured that we would need the money for college." the redheaded leader responded, glancing at his counterpart to see her reaction. Her normal stoic face was still apparent on her face, but he could still see the slight raise in her eyebrow.

The judge seemed to not believe him. "Do you really believe that I would believe that you stole for an education?" the judge asked, crossing his arm. "Well you better believe it Chubby, because that's why we did it." Butch said, fighting the urge to cross his arms. The judge glared at Butch, who's gaze was challenging him to sentence him to prison.

The judge seemed to have had enough with these boys. "The Rowdyruff Boys have been sentenced to five years in prison. This is my final ruling." The gavel was about to pound, when Blossom stopped. "Sorry judge but I think that your ruling is a little unfair." the pink-eyed heroine said. Bubbles nodded her agreement as Buttercup looked as she could really care less about what happened to the boys.

"Yeah. If there had a legitimate reason why they stole than they shouldn't have such a harsh punishment." the blue Puff added. The judge looked at Buttercup to see if she had anything to add. She looked at the judge in boredom. He sighed. "I suppose you girls are right. I hereby sentence the Rowdyruff Boys to one thousand hours of community service with the Powerpuff Girls as their parole officers." The judge pounded the gavel before they had a moment to process the ruling.

Buttercup was the first to process the new information. "Are you fucking kidding me? You want us to be their babysitters? I have a life too you know!" she said. Butch glared at her.

"It's not like I want to be near you too, Butterbitch." he growled at her, causing her to grab his collar. "What did you call me Bitch?" she growled in his face. "Butterbitch." he spat in her face. Her eyes began to turn red in the center, but before she could release the laser beam, Bubbles dragged her away.

Blossom sighed. "We understand judge." she said, running a hand through her long red hair. "Their first job is to read to the children of Townsville at the Townsville library. You six are dismissed." The Powerpuffs and the Rowdyruffs all exited the courthouse all grumbling under their breaths.

"Well we should head to the library so we can get this over with." Blossom said once they were away from the courthouse. "Whatever you say Leader Girl. I just want to get away from Butch as soon as possible." Buttercup grumbled to herself, causing Butch to glare hatefully at her. She returned the glare with two birds.

"Buttercup stop that! It's not polite." Bubbles scolded. Buttercup rolled her eye and shot up in the sky, the other five super powered teens following her. They arrived at the library five minutes later and entered it. The librarian smiled at the girls but looked at the boys warily. I guess news of their latest escapade already reached the locals.

"The children are in the back by the children.s books section. They already picked a book that they wanted the boys to read." the old lady said. Brick groaned, hoping that it wasn't a stupid fairytale book. Boy, was he pissed off when a little blond girl handed him the biggest fairytale book he ever saw. When he and his brothers looked at the table of contents it showed that it had almost every fairytale known to man. All Brick wanted to do at this point was to go home and take a nice warm bath.

He sat in the wooden chair and opened up the book, the first tale being Cinderella. He sighed as he began to read.

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl who was loved by everyone she knew. She had loving mother and father. One day, her mother fell ill, devastating the girl and her father. The father called every doctor in the land, but they all said the same thing. There was nothing they could do. So you know the mother died and stuff."

Blossom glared at him, telling him to read it from the book.

"This devastated the poor girl and her father. But the father was like I don't give a fuck and remarried two months later. But in my opinion he could of picked a woman who wasn't ugly as hell and had two daughters who were both ugly too. Then the father skated when her found out how bitchy his wife and stepdaughter were, leaving his daughter to fend for herself."

This time Blossom slapped him upside the head. "These are children." she scolded as the kids looked at him, gaping. He rubbed the back of his head and continued narrating.

"Then the two ugly ass sisters took all her clothes and her room. They also made her do the chores. So they practically made her their bitch. She was dusty as fuck so they called the bitch Cinderella. Then there was this ball and the ugly mother was all like, 'Cinderella you can go if you can make dress, because I ain't buying you shit.' Then all this birds and mice made Cinderella a dress, which she wore. Which I find fucking disgusting, because who the hell knows where all these damn animals been."

Buttercup face palmed as Brick turned the page. You can tell he wasn't even reading the book anymore. Bubbles was resisting the urge to cover the children's ears but they all looked so fascinated by Brick's telling of the story.

"Then the bitchy sisters were all like, 'Oh hell no bitch, those are our rags!' and tore apart the dress leaving Cinderella naked. Then out of nowhere this fucking fat ass fairy comes and was all like, 'I'm your Fairy Godmother bitch.' and made a stage coach out of a fucking pumpkin which is stupid. Who wants to ride up to a castle in a pumpkin? Anyway the fairy made her a dress and and gave glass fucking slippers. What the fuck? What the hell happens when those slippers break? Are you going to pull up to the scene with your slippers missing?"

Buttercup inwardly groaned. How does one mess up a fairytale so badly?

"Anyway, the fairy was all like, "Bitch you better come back before midnight because I don't feel like working overtime.' or some shit like that. Cinderella road off to the ball in a pumpkin. When she got there, the prince was outside and when he saw her, he was like, "Damn girl, you're a sexy bitch' and escorted her inside. Then they danced all night. Then Cinderella, being the dumb broad she is, forgot to keep track of the time. So when the clock started to ring the twelve chimes of midnight, she ran off, her supposedly perfect fit of a glass slipper falling off. How the fuck does a slipper that was supposed to fit her perfectly fall off?"

Bubbles wanted to cry as she watched these children's childhood getting ruined.

"When Cinderella got home the fairy was all like, 'I told you I wasn't working overtime, bitch.' and disappeared to do whatever the hell fat ass fairies do. The next day Cinderella pretended to not know what happened as her sisters bitched about her at the ball. Then there's was notice from the Prince saying that he needed to find his sexy ass bitch so he could marry and fuck her. So he went around having random bitches try on the shoe. What I don't understand is how nobody fucking else had the same shoe size as Cinderella."

Blossom officially admitted that Brick just changed her whole perspective of Cinderella.

"So the Prince finally got to Cinderella's house, the three ugly ass women shoved Cinderella into the attic. The sisters tried on the shoe and either their foot was too fucking fat or too fucking long. Since it was the last house in the kingdom the Prince was like, 'Is there any other bitches who live in this house?' Then Cinderella was like, "I'm a bitch and I live in this house.' stating the obvious. The Prince looked at her like, 'No shit, Sherlock.' So Cinderella tried on the shoe, it fit perfectly. The Prince was all like, 'I found my sexy bitch.' and they got married the next day. How the fuck- Do they even now each other's names? Anyway then the Prince fucked her and Cinderella became the first mum on 16 and Pregnant."

Bubbles glared at Brick since he forgot something. If you ruin a children's tale like that, the least you can do is say it.

"Oh and they all lived happily ever after. The End." Brick finished. The library was quiet. The only thing you could here was Bubbles light sobbing for these children's loss of children's loss of childhoods. Then children started cheering and begging for another. When Brick was about to start reading Beauty and the Beast, the unexpected happened.

A giant magical vortex fucking came out of the book and sucked in all the super-powered teenagers.

"I blame Brick!" Was the last thing any of the said before the book closed shut, leaving the children to wonder what the hell just happened.

As the girls and boys feel down the vortex, hands began pulling them out. Bubbles was the first to get grabbed.

"Bubbles!" her sisters shrieked, as they tried to keep a hold on their sister. It was no use as Bubbles got pulled out disappearing from sight.

Next was Blossom, then Boomer, then Butch, then Brick, and finally Buttercup.

No one knew what was happening or what was going on. The only thing they knew was that this was not a dream.

Kitty Note: So how did you guys like Brick's version of Cinderella? xD I had so much fun writing that. Next chapter you guys get to see which tale each of them end up in. You guys are going to be surprised when you find out which tale and role I put Boomer in xD. Feel free to guess which tale our favourite character are in. But in the meantime review!