"You cannot wear a suit on your first day of high school! Come on, Arty, wear the Randomosity shirt!" Captain Holly Short pleaded with her friend Artemis Fowl II.
"I don't feel ...comfortable... wearing that."
"You're gonna be made fun of if you wear a suit."
"How do you know?"
"I," Said Holly, rummaging through Artemis's wardrobe. "Am eighty years old. I know these things." She triumphantly pulled out a gray shirt and blue jeans. Artemis groaned and snatched the clothes out of her hands.
"I'll be right back." He walked across his bedroom to the bathroom and closed the door. Holly giggled. Artemis walked out of the bathroom door. He turned in a circle.
"Well?" Artemis asked, sounding rather exasperated. "How is this?"
"It's okay. It just needs this," Holly pulled out a white, short sleeved, button up shirt. "And that." She held in her hands a pair of black Converse All Stars. Artemis slipped on the white shirt and laced up the black shoes.
This is too much. Holly thought. The Mud Boy in jeans and a t-shirt.
"Arty!" Angeline Fowl called. "Time to go!" Artemis Fowl sighed.
"I gotta go. Bye Holly."
"See ya later. Good luck at E. Colfer High." Holly gave him a quick hug and watched him leave the room.
Yeah, good luck Arty.