Marshmallow fluff
Dan turned on the camera, smiled a huge dimpled smile and began
"Hello Internet! Have I got a story for you! As you all know, Phil and I have been together for much of the past year, yes I know "Phan is real asdfghjkl!" Anyways..I'm going to tell you the story of HOW it happened *he clears his throat* okay so me and Phil had been planning on going camping with our friends who many of you know of as kickthepj, and crabsticks. Anyways so there we were, packing up our bags and tent and stuff and in one of my bags I made sure I tossed in some marshmallows...and malteasers ..mmm...malteasers...*he starts licking his lips* oh god sorry I got carried away. Anyways so I had my bag of...sweets.. and other unimportant things like my tent and clothes..,and I was ready to leave but Phil was still packing so I laid down on the couch *scene cuts to Dan on the couch making noises* *cuts back to Dan looking at the camera* *long pause* ...yeah I know I sound like a diseased and dying whale. Don't judge me.. *cuts to Dan shaking his butt at the screen* yeah so eventually he was ready and we left!" *right then phil walks in and dan sees and stops the camera* "Dan?" "hey love!" Dan said. "Uh...hey..." Phil replied.
"What's wrong?" Dan said and stands up to hold him. Phil leans his head against his lovers shoulder and sighs deeply. "I've just woken up. I had the worst dream EVER." Dan smiles and grabs his hand pulling him over to the bed. "Sit down, let's talk about it!" Phil shakes his head and smiles. "No it's fine Daniel! You were filming your video! I can wait a moment!" Dan shakes his head and kisses him lightly on the mouth. "Whatever you wish my love." He smiles and nuzzles him. Phil laughs at Dan and his tongue lolls out the corner of his mouth slightly. "Seriously! Go film! I'll just lay here seductively." *phil poses with his leg bent* "Paint me like one of your French girls." *dan starts laughing and smiles hugely* "Oh Phil..so I'm going to film now!" *he sits down in front of the bed and positions the camera to where Phil is visible* "PHIL'S HERE! *phil waves and lays down dramatically* Anyways as I was saying a moment ago, we had left with Pj and Chris and the ride was SOO long! And once we finally got there it was really late and Phil was tired from the trip and was EXTREMELY grumpy." "Hey actually shut up!" *dan looks back at Phil and grins*
Definitely not finished yet..but let me know if I should keep it up, yeah?