Mango Manga! Volume 1.
Brian Fenderson
Chapter 1: They Meet!
Ryu awakened with a bright and rancid yawn. The smell of his breath almost made him sick to his stomach, so he ran through the dorm into the bathroom. Ryu is a sophomore at the School of Mythical Ninja Arts, a school for those with the prowess to succeed to the Elite level and carry out special missions and such. He was a short build, maybe about 5'4" with short cut, raven black hair, always brushed so his hairline wouldn't be crooked.
He stepped into the bathroom with another yawn. He reached his hands across the toothbrush filled counter and reached for his. Note that he didn't open his eyes once- and began to brush his teeth. For about 2 minutes, he continually blinked so he could adjust his eyes to the piercing light from the 60 watt lightbulb. The window was open, so he spit, rinsed, and walked over to it. He looked outside at the calm spring day, as the cherry blossoms fell silently from the trees, onto students who relaxed and ate their lunch.
"Look at em', eating their lunch. It's too early for lunch." Ryu said softly, holding his towel around his waste.
"That's because it's 12:47, dipstick." said a laughing voice. Ryu turned swiftly with a large kunai he pulled from his towel and flung it quickly. When it struck the wall, several strands of black and blue hair hit the ground. It was Kiyo, Ryu's friend since grade school. Kiyo frowned and ran his fingers through his hair.
"Kind of edgy this morning, eh?" he said, with another laugh.
"Yea.. What happened?" Ryu asked, tying his towel around him once again.
"About half of the day. You also missed 2 finals and a chapter test.." Kiyo said, taking a bite out of a donut he held in his bag. "By the way- why did you just use my toothbrush? I have a mean cavity!" He said, laughing again.
"Eew! KIYO! That's nasty, man!" Ryu said, flinging Kiyo's toothbrush onto the counter, and quickly swishing some Scope mouthwash around his mouth. The thought of Kiyo's saliva running down his teeth was going to make him sick. "Why didn't you put it in your usual spot!"
"Cause I know your routine, and I thought it would be funny. By the way, enjoy the Scope and toilet water mix you've just rinsed with!" he said, running from the door as Ryu flung several kunai towards him. Luckily, Kiyo shut the door and each one of them landed in it before hitting their target.
Ryu slumped onto the floor and ate and drank the donut and coffee that Kiyo had left on the counter in his mad dash on the way out the door. About half way through, his stomach began to bubble and burn as he pulled a note from the bag. It read:
"Dear Ryu- I thought you'd eat this crap I left behind. Speaking of crap, you're going to have to take a major one when this food digests! It's a laxative! Ha! -Kiyo".
"DAMN IT!" Shouted Ryu, flinging the donut and coffee at the door.
"Ahem..." said a soft voice from the door. When Ryu looked up, it was the Dorm keeper, Haruka. Ms. Haruka was a beautiful woman, who's nephew went to the famed Tokyo U.
"Ms...Ms. Haruka! I'm so horribly sorry..." Ryu said, swiftly bowing towards her. The coffee dripped from her shirt as she spoke.
"Ryu- If you are going to conduct yourself like this, you're just going to have to leave. Understand?" she said sternly.
"Ye..yes maim!" He said, jumping up quickly. As quickly as he got up, the knot on his towel unraveled, revealing him in all his glory. Haruka gasped loudly and turned bright red. Ryu thought- Why the HELL do I sleep naked! It's not like anyone's in bed with me!
Before he got the chance to apologize, Haruka yelled.
"RYU! GET TO CLASS BEFORE I EVICT YOU! NOW!" She reached into her pocket and a small handheld gun was revealed. Before she could fire it, Ryu was gone.
In an instant, Ryu was back in his room. He rummaged through his closet and pulled out something casual to wear to the remainder of his classes, and walked out of the door, dodging Haruka's stray bullets. In about 10 minutes, Ryu had made it to his class- Sword Techniques. He opened the door, and all of the students were coming out! He'd missed the class! With a sigh, he walked towards his next class. He waved to several people who had spoken, and then a young woman stepped forward.
"Hello young man.. Do you have somewhere for me to sleep tonight?" she whispered into his ear, her lips barely touching it.
"I can make room for you in my bed, but I must warn you- I sleep naked." he smiled. Before long, the young woman laughed hysterically, and a plume of smoke appeared. When it cleared, the young woman was gone, and Naruto stood in his way.
"Aw man! You should have seen your face! It was perfect!" he said. Naruto was also a sophomore here at the school. A young boy with blond hair and blue eyes, and a crazy sense of humor.
"Naruto... MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!" Ryu shouted, and a large ice storm was created in the hallway. Shards of ice and frozen objects were sent flying throughout the hallway, and Naruto vanished as well.
"That'll be 4 days of detention- usage of techniques without a teachers consent within the school. Here you are." said a young girl, ripping a ticket from her pad. With further inspection, he realized it to be Bera, the school's hall monitor. Bera was a short girl, about 4'11", with dirty blonde colored hair. She wore glasses, and was often found to be very frustrated.
"What the hell, Bera! You see that he was using the Sexy no Jutsu without permission, yet he didn't get a ticket OR detention!" Ryu shouted loudly, the veins in his head pulsating. Bera responded nonchalantly.
"I didn't see that. All I know is that you were causing a disturbance and I handled it as swiftly as possible."
"I'm surprised you can't see through me with the thickness of your glasses." Ryu mumbled. Bera ripped another ticket.
"Here you are." she said again. She gave Ryu another 4 days detention!
"You...you... BERA YOU MOTHER F.." Ryu yelled before his mouth was stuffed with
another 20 tickets. Bera turned around, smacking Ryu with her ponytail. He flared quickly and rushed to grab her hair, before Kiyo gripped his arm.
"It's not worth it.. At the moment. We'll get her eventually." He said. Ryu noticed that Kiyo had his book bag open- full of bright yellow tickets. Ryu laughed hysterically.
"She got you too?" he asked. Kiyo punched Ryu across his head quickly and stormed off. He also dropped a note. When Ryu picked it up, his eyes grew wide. It was a love note.. From Bera! It read:
Kiyo- I noticed that you're always looking at me with those beautiful eyes of yours, and I can't help but feel that you want my goodies.- bet you thought about it, and I got you all hot and buttered. I mean, you don't realize how long I dream of you at night grabbing my ass! Up to the point where I draw manga of us having sex! Kiyo- I love you like I've never loved before, and I want to be your girlfriend! Call me! -Bera.
Ryu burst into an uncontrollable laughter. Just the thought of Bera and Kiyo together- it's just too funny. Ryu got up and ran after Kyo, waving the note in his hands.
"KYO! Hold up, man!" Ryu yelled, wiping tears from laughter from his eyes. Sadly, Kyo was gone, headed back towards his dorm. Ryu sighed and turned, sitting down outside under the cherry blossom trees. He closed his eyes and dozed off. In his dream, he dreamt he was killing everyone in sight, and this young girl came up and attacked him. When he asked her name, she said Ato. Next thing he knew, they were in bed together.
"Yo! Wake up! GET TO CLASS!" yelled someone from outside. Ryu continually talked in his sleep.
"Oh yeah, baby.. That's just the way I like it.. Oh.." he said.
"WAKE UP!" someone yelled. When he opened his eyes, it was Bera writing another ticket. He jumped up and kicked her across her face. She spun once, and hit the base of the tree.
"My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!" she screeched. Her glasses had shattered on the tree, and Ryu ran before anyone noticed. He looked back once, and noticed the popular kids kicking Bera in her stomach while she was down. One of which was Sakura, Kyo's former girlfriend. She threw several large medical needles into Bera's scalp yelling as she went on.
"How dare you write me a 50 day detention! Also, stop asking out Kiyo! He's technically still mine! Technically. Bitch!" she said. Sakura wasn't one to tamper with, ever since her chances with Sasuke were ruined when he began to date Bevy. Though Bevy dates Itachi, she's trying to figure out which one's the best.
"Stop it! I'm just doing my job!" Bera yelled, as Sakura continually beat Bera upside her head. Ryu felt bad- if only he hadn't proceeded in kicking her, maybe she'd get away. With a long, thought out process, he ran back outside towards Bera, eager to help. Before he got there, the cherry blossoms on the trees swirled quickly. Oddly, there was no wind. With a flash, Ato appeared, punching Sakura in her left eye, and giving her a mean titi-twister. Ato was a young girl, also a Sophomore here at the school. With brownish red hair, and a strong sense of justice, she was everything that Ryu couldn't have.
"Wow.. Look at her go." he said. She picked up Bera, and walked in Ryu's direction. He quickly brushed his hair and checked if his breath was smelling alright. With a smile, he spoke.
"Hello, Ato. You're looking good today- nice show out there!" He said. He was thinking as well. Don't say anything stupid.. "So.. What's your bra size?" he said. He gasped and quickly covered his mouth. She glared and spoke as well.
"You're an ass. By the way- your fly is open. I suggest wearing underwear next time." Bera coughed and several of her teeth flew from her mouth. Ryu stood, his mouth gaping, as Ato walked away. All he heard her say was "asshole".
About 15 minutes later, Ryu walked to class. Again. He stepped in the door, only to be greeted by several large kunai. Kakashi was today's substitute, seeing how the last teacher was killed in a minor electrocution technique, via Kiyo.
"Good afternoon, Kakashi. Sorry I'm late." Ryu said.
"It's alright, just sit down." Kakashi said casually. As Ryu took his seat, Kakashi turned to the board and began to teach. Ryu glanced around and saw Ato on the far side of the room. When he waved, she gave the finger in return. He sighed.
"God, what a bitch." he mumbled. Bevy, the girl behind him, sighed and said the same thing. Bevy was set in a darker tone than the others, with raven black hair and never seen with a smile. Sasuke and Itachi were on both on both of her arms.
"Hey Ryu. Which one do you think has a bigger package?" she asked. Sasuke shouted that he did, so did Itachi.
"Why don't you just check?" asked Ryu. She responded with more info than he needed.
"I did check- but it was too dark to see. Now I don't remember whose stuff I was twisting." she said, giving a slight laugh. Ryu shuttered and turned again. He daydreamed during most of the class, and noticed 2 things were missing. Bera and Kyo! Where were they? When the class was over, Ryu returned to the dorm room. When he tried to unlock the door, it wouldn't move. When he rang the bell, no one answered. So he decided to just poof into the room. When he did, he landed on his bed. Without turning , he flopped down. Why were the sheets wet? When he turned, he saw something that almost made him throw up.. Bera and Kiyo in his bed!
"What the Hell is going on!" he asked. Bera stood, and Ryu covered his eyes.
"Maybe I need to go.." she said. Ryu suggested that she put on her underwear before she walked out of the door. She got dressed and left out of the door.
"Kiyo- I'll give 30 seconds to try and explain what the Hell just happened. Start now." Ryu asked, sitting on the chair next to his bed. Kiyo sighed.
"Ryu- I honestly can't say what really happened. Trust that I'll wash the semen from your sheets as soon as possible. I guess I fell in love with Bera-Chan.. Or I just needed some sex. Who knows." Kiyo stated, flopping back on his own bed.
"Why use my bed when you have one of your own!" Ryu yelled.
"I didn't think about that. I guess you'll have to share a bed with me."
".. Fine. I have no choice, seeing how my bed is all soggy. By the way- Sakura isn't going to be happy when she finds out you did Bera.
"Damn. I guess so. Goodnight!" he yelled, rolling over and preparing to sleep.
"Yeah, goodnight." Ryu said angrily. He closed his eyes, and within a few moments, he drifted to sleep..
(Dream Sequence)
"Ryu.. Come here, baby." Ato said softly, dipping another strawberry into the melted chocolate sauce.
"I'm coming.." Ryu said back to her. He walked slowly towards the bed, and pounced onto it, the rose petals rising and then settling. He laid his head on Ato's lap, and she fed him the strawberry. "Mmm.." he said, while running his fingers through Ato's hair.
"Ryu, I want to love you like no one has loved you before. Take me, and be gentle.." she said, pulling off the robe she wore.
"Yes.." Ryu said again. For about an hour, they enjoyed each other's company. She then walked to the edge of the bed and licked his big toe. Ryu laughed, and they he woke up.. (End Sequence)
When Ryu opened his eyes, Kiyo was at the edge of the bed, still sleeping, but licking Ryu's toes.
"Eew! Kiyo! WAKE UP!" Ryu shouted, kicking Kiyo across the forehead. Kiyo jolted up and fell onto the floor.
"Wha? What happened? Did I get stoned?" Kiyo asked, still dazed from the kick.
"No, but you will if you continue to lick on my feet!" Ryu responded. He stood up, and walked over to the window. He noticed that Gaara was standing outside with Ato, kissing. Wait- kissing! Ryu put on some clothes and ran downstairs. Before he got there, his way was blocked by Bera-Chan.
"I cannot let you pass, Ryu." she said calmly. Oddly, her teeth grew back. Along with her were Sasuke and Naruto.
"Yeah, man. Can't let you get to Ato." Naruto said, laughing. Sasuke said nothing, but gripped a large shuriken in his hands.
"Why not? Step out of my way! I must speak with Ato!" Ryu yelled, his eyes pulsating with love and hate for those trying to stop him.
"You'll only get through by fighting all of us. By the time you're done, it may be too late." Bera said, reaching into her pocket.
"Accept our challenge, Ryu." Sasuke said silently. The only way Ryu could get through to Ato was to defeat them all in a handicapped battle.
"Fine.. I accept your challenge!" Ryu said, gripping his hands tightly in Tiger formation. He thought- How can I defeat all 3 in time, before Gaara carries Ato away from the school!
End chapter 1..