Well anyways. I really don't know why I thought of his the only thing I can think of is because me and my friend was playing with glue the other day.. Well this is just supposed to be a funny oneshot so don't expect anything huge. But I hope you like it. I have many other silly oneshot ideas but I might not be posting stuff up until about 2 weeks from now (that makes sense in my head) because my brother's daughter is going to be born on Monday or Tuesday. Im gonna be aunt, im gonna be aunt whoo anyways TO THE STORY!! Dododado…lol .(don't ask)
Ok so its just in a normal point of view I guess that's what you would call it. Emmett's thoughts are going to be in italics..
"Emmett, sweetie what are you doing?" Rosalie yelled from down stairs.
" Nothing. Can I go hang out with.. oh never mind." Emmett yelled back at her.
" Well I'm going to go hang with Alice at the mall. Bye Emmett."
La la la la la la la. Mmmmm what's this? Oooooooo it's all goey.. AWESOME!! Hmmm. Alice shouldn't mind if I take this? Well I hope she doesn't.
Emmett walked back to his room to see what was in this little bottle. He squirted some on his fingures. He thought it was so amazing so he rubbed it all over his hands. It started to dry and he was getting a little scared so he tried to rub it off and it just started to pill. Whoa. After Emmett got down pilling it off he saw one of roses magazines and got distracted and started to read. What he didn't know was that the white stuff was still on his hands and wasn't dry. When he tried to put the magazine he was stuck to it. He put his foot on it and it ripped. Uh oh. Rose is going to be peeved. Hey this stuff can stick me to things I wonder if………….
1 hour later
Emmett had gotten the magazine off of his hands and he drove to the mall. He went and bought a skateboard. Emmett had decided that if he was stuck to the skateboard no one could stop him from skating around the house.
He took off one off his shoes and squirted all of Alice's stuff on it then he stuck his foot on the board. He listened to his Ipod until he was sure his foot was stuck to the skateboard..
Emmett got to the top of the stairs he wanted to let everyone that his is a genius and no one can stop him. He got to the top of the stairs he never thought about how he was going to get down. He figured that he could get down the same way people do on bikes on the movies.
He started down and then at the second step he started rolling. Everyone was at the bottom when he hit the ground. He got up looked at everyone and started skating around.
"Emmett get off of that thing right now your going to hurt someone." Esme yelled after him..
"sorry mommy I'm stuck."
"What do you mean you're stuck?"
"Well you see I found some gooey stuff in Alice's room. So I started to play with it and I figured out that if you let it dry something will stick together. So I decided that if I was stuck to the skateboard no one could stop me from skating around the house. So that's how I'm stu… whoa whoa." CRASH!!
Everyone started laughing. Emmett tripped over the leg to the coffee table and fell so the skateboard came off his foot too.
"DANGE"
Alice helped Emmett up. " Emmett that stuff was glue dummy." And walked leaving him upset that his plan didn't work.
Sory about some spelling errors. Im sure there are some. I just wrote this cause I got bored in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep. It just popped in my head. Anyways. I don't really care if you didn't like it or not. It was just something to do. Well review please. I tried.