A/N: plZ review, i love harrydraco 333333!1111

Harry was happily skipping down the halls of hogwarts (A/N: right voldie died yesterday because...uh...he choked on a peanut and thats why harry ishappy now) and singing "i'm singing in the rain" even though it wasn't raining lol he was strange like that. THEN! he ran into someone.

"ow," he whinged. "watch where you're going, would you?" he looked up to see who it was and IT WAS! Draco Malfoy the sexiest boy in school. "oooooooh," said Harry because he felt faint all of a sudden.

"no YOU watch where you're going," Draco said snottily.

"ok" said Harry adoringly.

"what?" said Draco confuzzledly. "why aren't you saying NOOOOOOO I'LL NEVER DO WHAT YOU WANT MALFOY BECAUSE I HATE YOU"

"because i don't hate you malfoy"

"oh good because i don't hate you either. lets have sex!"

Harry was a bit afraid because he had never had sex before. "no draco i've never had sex before and i'm afraid" he said.

"oh don't worry" Draco said and leered. "i have so i know just how to do it. i'm the sex god of the entire school so i've had everyone except the old and ugly people."

"ooooh" said Harry. he felt special now that Draco had picked him out of everyone in the school to have sex with. "ok but please be careful"

"i'll only be careful if i want to because I! AM IN CONTROL!" he said and Harry thought it was very sexy. "if you don't want this you have to tell me now because i can't stop later" Draco said.

"i want this, you big sexy stud" Harry said. and Draco started fucking him at once with no preparation or lube.

"NOOOOOO DRACO IT HURTS STOP IT!" harry yelled loudly

"no i told you i can't stop now you're too sexy" Draco panted pantingly.

Harry cried. but then it started to feel good because Draco was so good at it and then they both came.

"i love you draco" Harry said

"i love you to and i own you" Draco said and it was the sexiest thing harry had ever heard and from that day on Harry never did anything without Draco's permission and they hadsex ten times a day

THE END.