:Dislaimer: Well, la-di-da, it's copyrighted. Tough. They're mine for the next 1 minute and 40 seconds.

:Notes: Written in Math...

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Just sit right back and you'll watch a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this Earth space port aboard this huge-ass ship.

The captain was a coffee addict, the commander Maquis soldier,
120 passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour,
A three hour tour...

The weather started getting rough,
The real-big ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the highly-paid crew,
Voyager would be lost.
Voyager would be lost.

The ship's a'floating around in this random stuffed up quadrant,
With Janeway,
Chakotay too,
A pilot god,
And his wife,
The ex-Borg,
The Vulcan dude and Harry Kim,
Here on Starship Voyager.

So, this is the tale of our cast-aways,
They're here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill fly.
The captain and her Maquis too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In their really expensive ship.
No Sisko! No Picard!
No Captain Kirk...
Not a single luxury...
Like 21st century, it's primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friend
You're sure to get a hail...
From one hellofalotta stranded cast-aways
Here on Star trek: Voyager!