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BETA'D BY: Charlotte Maycraft.

"Have you got plans tomorrow night?" asks Charlie

"Umm, no I don't why?" Alan asks confused

"Then make some" said Charlie

"Oh I don't get it. You have an endless stream of women everyday don't you have enough of them?" Alan asks frustrated

Charlie starts counting with his fingers he gets to four and claims, "No"

"Oh for the love of god" Alan says. Then all of a sudden the doorbell rings

"Hi Jake, ready for a fun weekend?" Asks Alan

"NO fun 'weekend' I think he is coming down with something" Judith says firmly

in the background you see him and Jake going for a swim in the Ocean then Judith scoffs at them, "Well I am tired of this conversation" Alan says then slams the door in Judiths face "Hmm" he says to himself with a big grin on his face. The following night Jake wakes Alan up "dad I feel sick".

"Oh no well I'll get you some water and I will make an appointment for the doctors tomorrow ok?"

"Hmm... okay" Jake says following with a cough.

"Charlie you need to come with us so you can drop me off at work" Alan says

"Aww but I have things to do" Charlie wines

"You said you had to do it at night" Alan says with hand on his hip

"Ahh yeah" Charlie laughsThe following morning Jake, Alan and Charlie go to the doctors and after the doctors Alan says "Ok you need to take these pills three times a day for the next week with food. Breakfast, lunch and dinner"

"Wow can I have a look at them?" Jake asks

"Ok but be careful they were $100.00 dollars" Alan says slowly

"Cool there like dark green and are in a bullet shaped, eww and they smell" Jake wines

As soon as they arrive home they all have dinner "Jake take your medicine" Alan says

"I can't" Jake shrugs

"Why NOT?" Alan asks

"I lost them' Jake says calmly

"YOU LOST IT?" Alan says

In the car ride back to the chemist no Alan and Jake don't talk to each other it was like a silence of hate.

"Oh look Jake is THAT them?" Alan points to the side walk.

They then stop Jake gets out of the car "Oh yeah I remember where I left them"