EDIT: Due to the handful of painfully mistaken reviews I've received from painfully misled reviewers over the past two years, I thought I'd save us all a minute or two.
THIS IS A MOCKERY OF MEYER'S WRITING, NOT LEAH HERSELF.
Understood? Leah acts particularly unrealistically in the epilogue of Eclipse and I find it amusing. I don't hate Leah. She is a jerk, but so am I. It's normal. Now, that aside, enjoy my awesome 13-year-old writing skillz.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or anything associated with it.
Leah's Jerkiness
Third Person POV
Leah was sitting on the beach, watching Jacob walk furiously away. She was extremely happy to be able to taunt him so easily.
Paul came up behind her and sat himself down on the rocks.
"Hey, Leah. I hear you're purposely torturing Jacob because he loves Bella, huh?" asked Paul good-naturedly.
Leah looked over to him and replied with a smile on her face. "Yeah, I felt like he hadn't suffered enough, you know, when he saved me from that newborn," she said.
"Pfft, yeah, I know what you mean," agreed Paul. "He only got half his bones crushed and everyone's acting like he's some sort of hero. What is that all about?"
"Mhmm," responded Leah. "So I thought, why not poke fun at the fact that the girl he loves chose a bloodsucker over him and is going to become one?"
Paul nodded his head, looking thoughtful. "You're totally right."
Paul got up and helped Leah to her feet, and they both followed the path Jacob had taken, hoping to annoy him some more.
Please, please... Don't review with complaints. My sides already hurt from laughing too much.
-TeamVampire