Hello sweet people, it has been a while. I haven't had much time in the past year or so. School and work, school and work...

Just some things before we get started:

Naruto / Highschool DxD crossover

Harem or No: Undecided. Probably just one Pairing though.

Naruto is Godlike, literally. Of course there are challenges with being a God in this anime/manga/light novel, so don't worry about those trivial things.

I do not have a beta, if anyone wants to apply to beta for me just PM me. I'm far too busy with my own things to eye-rape my story for two days like I did with the previous story I did on this site.

In the end this is all just for fun. So if you're looking for a superbly written story with notable character development, etc. go to the nearby book store / IBooks store. Plenty there trust me.

The Second God

If Issei ever wanted something to fill his stomach without doing the opposite to his wallet, he asked his mother. No offence to his mother, but the food was the type expected to be served in a prison. His father thought the food was of superb quality, no wonder he married her.

But sometimes he needed quality. And in those times, he would go to a little dinky shop by the school grounds of Kuoh Academy. It wasn't big, nor was it a stand. It was a modest shop that sold affordable – yet tasteful ramen.

Issei felt comfortable there. If it wasn't the posters of pornstars, it was the Chef Ichiraku. He was quite the guy; surprisingly somehow as perverted as himself. "Boob-boy," the man called him.

He sat down. Stools lined down the counter, a few comfy sofa-chairs sitting at the corners of the store. It wasn't the most rear-pleasing of places, but the stools did its job. Ichiraku was a blond, wrinkly man. The Chef smiled as he looked towards Issei, "Will it be Tonkotsu again Boob-boy?"

Issei shook his head. "I came for your advice." Issei said. The edges of the Chef's lips rose. It reminded Issei of the Joker in Batman. Give the guy some white and purple makeup and suddenly he's a new man.

"Coming for the advice of the one and only, Ass-Sage?" Issei couldn't help but laugh. He never got used to the name the Chef constantly referred to himself as. They were the polar opposites of the lust spectrum. Issei loved jugs on a woman, a heavenly field for him to play. Across from Issei, Ichiraku was the one who loved to watch a woman walk away.

"I need dating advice-"

"Wait hold on… you have a date?" The expression on the old man's face gave Issei a certain sense of proudness. As hurtful as it was, Issei himself doubted his ability to score.

"Yup. She's been giving me this anxious type of boner all day."

"But… How big is her ass?" Of course he would ask that. The question made Issei's face stretch down. "Not that big. She's the small kind of sexy, you know? The good looking face, but assets are modest; that type!"

Issei's pride shot down to hell when Ichiraku began to chuckle. "That's the type you want when you happen to be looking to settle. But it is your first, so I guess you gotta take the hand you're dealt. I guess I'll do this for you, but this counts as one of those three favours, Boob-boy."

"Listen," Ichiraku said, causing Issei to lean in. The old man laid a very complex plan. Giving him a route, funny lines, when to touch and when not to. After the plan was laid out, Issei thanked the old man and left. Heading home in preparation for his first ever date.

Ichiraku sighed as Issei left. Having a new name was a difficult acting job. Reacting to the name "Ichiraku" was a reflex he didn't have.

That boy had one of his most prized creations in him. It was no wonder a fallen angel had taken such interest in the boy. If that fallen angel took any sort of action – Naruto loathed saying it – but he was going to have to deal with Azazel. Father despised the man; it was obvious Naruto took after him in that aspect.

Naruto was just going to have to hope that either Azazel or the Devil girl could get a handle of the situation before it got out of hand. If the boy died, it would be generous to say that Naruto would be just mad.

Three days later and the Sacred Gear's signal never died. Every three hours its signal energy would fly out into the sky and Naruto knew his creation was still alive. But it wasn't the same. He wasn't human any longer, white paint now mixed in with black and blacker. He was a Devil, and Naruto was furious. But he couldn't do anything about it, Issei was fair game and those abominations had somehow won.

Naruto guessed it was his fault for waiting so long. Devils always lacked the good traits Angels had. Like patience and self-restraint. "I guess it's time to get off my ass…" He gave his counter a long wipe and turned the open sign around.

Closed

Then he slipped out the door, into the cold night.

A voice echoed throughout the world, in the form of pure power. "It's about time, Yahweh."

"Hey, God!? You are there right, God!? Devils and Angels exist, so you do exist as well, right, God!? You were watching, right!? You were watching all of this, right!?"

Issei was screaming and crying, and praying and begging. All Naruto could whisper was 'Odd', for a devil to be begging to him. Naruto was going to help the Blonde girl; she held one of his prized creations.

But it could wait.

Please don't take this girl away! Please! I beg you! She hasn't done anything! She just wanted a friend! I will be her friend forever! So please! I want this girl to smile forever! Hey please, God!"

A voice echoed the church. Everyone seemed to soften, no longer tensed. The voice was heavenly, it was beautiful.

"Issei, you are a great child." The voice said. And through the dark windows of the church, a light dripped down to Asia and hugged her.

"What is the meaning of this?" The raven haired Fallen had arrived just in time. Asia's cheeks lightened up, turning a red shade as she fell asleep. Issei almost broke into sobs watching as his skin burned, but it didn't matter to him. "Asia… "He whispered.

As soon as the light fell, it disappeared. "Thank you," Issei slowly laid Asia down to the floor. His head throbbed and his arms burnt. "God…"

The Raven haired one looked on in awe. "But… You're supposed to be dead!"

The church lit up. His footsteps as loud as the church Sundays, he himself looked like you would believe God would look like. His clothing however was that of a human: Orange and black jacket, blue jeans, orange tee.

"No," She said. "You're not Him." Raynare looked like a man in the face of a meteor, whatever that looked like.

He raised his hand, and no longer was it a hand. More like an appendage made of lightning. "It doesn't very well matter who I am. I've not seen the pure potential of that Gear yet, and you happen to be in the way."

He was gone with the gust of winds. Then Raynare tumbled to the floor, now smoking piles of flesh. He stood above her, and his hand went through her stomach. Out came a green light, one that reminded Issei of Asia.

Then he turned towards Issei, and for the duration of his walk. Issei felt choked, like he couldn't breathe properly. Issei dragged himself backwards, away from the man who he feared the most.

"He wouldn't harm Asia. I know it."

He dropped the green light, and like a mist it slowly dragged itself towards Asia's body and enveloped it. The mist slowly poured into her skin.

"Issei!-"The voice was familiar. It was Kiba, that Casanova bastard. He stared at The Godly figure in pure fear. It was then when Issei finally took notice. That man, God. Out from the left side of his body came twenty large wings, golden in color. None from his right side, as if missing.

He turned around and stared at Kiba. Issei suddenly felt fear for his friend, but somewhere in him he knew He wouldn't harm them.

Rias and the rest of the peerage soon emerged beside Kiba, tensed and ready for a fight. "Where is Azazel?" The man asked. "Azazel?"

Even Rias seemed confused. She put a hand on her waist, and stood up straight. She looked professional, as if ready to dabble in political situations. "My name is Rias Gremory, next heir of House Gremory. If you would please grace us with your name…?"

He seemed to chuckle. "Lucifer's sister? Are you as much of a joke as he is?" An insult. Even Issei managed to see the blatant message. Rias took it worse than Issei thought. Her finger twitched, as if she was ready to use the Power of Destruction.

"I am Naruto. I apologise if I hurt your feelings. See… your brother is the type of bastard I hate."

Rias' eyes widened, along with the rest of the peerage. "I can't believe I didn't take notice of your wings. I apologize, Archangel Naruto." She bowed in respect, and slowly the rest of them did.

"You are cute though." Naruto took notice of her small blush. Blushes of embarrassment were always larger than that. A modest blush, he didn't like his chances.

"God?" A meek voice spoke out. Asia had woken up, and she took notice of the Angelic figure before her. Naruto's eyes seemed to soften ever so slightly.

"You've been a great girl, Asia. You'll have the best place in heaven. Maybe you'll even get to meet Michael - the fucking weirdo." It seemed everyone heard him whisper the last part. Maybe not Asia, as she seemed infatuated.

"Lord Naruto," Rias spoke out. "Do you mind if we… take her?" Issei saw as Naruto's eyes flipped from soft to pure death.

"And let her become a filthy sin-filled Devil? You're dreaming, Red." Suddenly Asia's fingers found themselves on his feathers, softly stroking. Naruto turned and they looked in to each other's eyes.

"I love you, God. But I want to be with Ise. He's my only friend…" Naruto seemed thrown off. He stared for what seemed to be hours – But he slowly nodded. "I once had a friend I would follow to the end of the earth – literally." He sighed. "Fine, Asia. But if there's one day you don't pray. I'll come to your house and tickle you to death." Asia smiled and let out a little giggle. Even the Devil hating Naruto smiled.

Then all of a sudden he sighed and spun around to face Rias. "Where's Azazel?" Akeno shook her head and stepped forward. "He wasn't involved in this," She stated. Naruto seemed to take the answer with a small hum.

He sighed. "Call your brother and tell him to contact the Harem Idiot and prepare for a meeting. I refuse to sit by and let these fallen fools stir further trouble."

Rias nodded, she probably felt it futile to attempt to argue with the direct angel. As nice a man he was to Asia, he was just as devilish to them. "Harem-Idiot?" She asked.

Naruto only shook his head, "Kids these days." He said. Issei felt his head pang. That voice, and those words, they seemed too similar. All of a sudden he felt like eating ramen, maybe a new flavour.

Issei got on his feet, dusty but unharmed. As he walked towards his fellow club members, he couldn't help but feel like he was walking around a pitfall. If he got too close, he would fall into the unknown depths. Naruto's eyes following him caused his palms to sweat; it was a battle he didn't know he was in. Time seemed to slow, and those blue drills never relented.

When he made it, the tenseness immediately dissipated. What a man, to give such a presence. Issei clenched his fists, he felt like a speck of dust in a world of titans. He felt a pale creamy hand lay on his shoulder and all that went away. Rias was with him, her presence alone made him comfortable. Then Kiba, Koneko, Akeno, they were all there too.

"You seem interested in my cute servant, you're frightening him." Rias said. Issei suddenly felt the air tense. It didn't matter that he was with Rias – the angelic man seemed insulted.

Asia came up from behind the man and snuggled into his feathers. She was the only one stopping that volcano of power from erupting.

Issei felt his voice come to him, "I owe you one, God." A headache washed over him, but it didn't matter. He knew who he was addressing. Kiba grabbed his shoulder, pulling Issei's shoulder slightly back.

He shook his head. Issei couldn't help but notice his smile grow, his wings retreating into his back. "In fact, I still owe you, Issei." The brown haired boy flinched in his own confusion. "What do you mean?"

The angel's hand went fishing into his pockets, digging for a short time before pulling out a porn magazine. Issei felt his jaw drop. Kiba's hand fell of Issei's shoulder and he could feel the shock coming from the group behind him.

Naruto's smile grew. "You still have two favours – one after this."

Boom Chapter Done! (Kinda)

I meant to make this longer (700 more words to be relatively specific), but I have to cut this short because of a vacation. I much rather be spending time properly in Vegas, not sitting writing - no matter how much i would love it. By the time this is released, I should be packing to come back to Canada. So entertain me with those reviews.

I will try to PM everyone who reviews with a sort of question. I'll be bored as fuck on that plane, so I'll have a shit ton of time.

Should be updated every week. If I'm feeling generous... then watch out for Wednesday. Those are the days I never have ANYTHING to do. It gets to that point where you just feel like either being an asshole or being Saint Nick.

Written in : English (Canadian)

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